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Alarms and Excursions



WARNING: This story includes sexually explicit material.

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Glossary knackered - common expression for feeling really, really tired.

Something to do with take worn out horses to the knacker's yard, I'm told.

York - a small city in the north-east of England. A1 - the main motorway

heading north in England. OAP - old age pensioner York Minister - the

cathedral at York, which is floodlit at night.

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Alarms and Excursions (FM cons)

by Vickie Morgan

I always hate being woken up by alarms, especially if it's before ten

o'clock in the morning. So I wasn't happy about being jerked awake in the

middle of the night. Especially when it had been a long tiring day trying

to explain the complexities of computers to a group of beginners. You

know, difficult things like how to turn it on and that the mouse didn't

squeak when you touched it. It had been one of those hot, sticky days that

pass for summer in England and leave you feeling wrung out and totally

knackered.

Since it was a week-long course, I was staying at a hotel in York

instead of travelling home up the A1 every night.

I don't know how hotels do it, but they can make the simplest meal last

an hour and a half. By the time I'd had some food, done all the paperwork

and the prep for the next day, and had a shower, it was already after nine.

It didn't take long to discover that, as usual, there was nothing on TV, so

the only sensible option was to settle down for an early night.

It took a while for me to drift off to sleep, with the heat and the

hundred and one thoughts churning around in my head. But eventually I was

asleep and enjoying a bizarre dream about Xena and Seven of Nine mud

wrestling, when I was jerked awake. Since my dream had just got to the

interesting stage where clothes were coming off, I tried unsuccessfully to

go straight back to sleep. Eventually, it registered in my drowsy brain

that a bell was ringing. I fumbled for the alarm clock, then the

telephone, but still the ringing continued. I stumbled to the door and

stuck my head out. One of the hotel porters was running down the corridor,

knocking on all the doors.

"What's going on?" I asked unoriginally.

"Fire alarm, sir," he informed me. "Please leave the hotel immediately

and go to the assembly point, next to the big fountain in the garden at the

front. You can use the main staircase, but not the lifts. Please hurry."

Even my befuddled brain comprehended that this was the real thing, not a

drill. All the occupants of the rooms on this floor had been brought out

into the corridor in the wake of the porter's door hammering, and everyone

was asking the same question I had, in one form or another. Feeling

slightly smug, I passed on the information I had gleaned. Mild panic

started to spread, but in a very reserved British way. I wasn't too

worried until I spotted a group of hotel staff, all clutching fire

extinguishers, run up the stairs and disappear down the corridor on the

floor beneath us. Suddenly realising that this could be a serious

situation, I followed everyone else's example and dived back into the hotel

room.

Trying to tell myself I wasn't panicking, I threw off my dressing gown

and yanked on some jeans and trainers. I pulled on my suit jacket, and

added my coat, checking that my wallet and car keys were in the pockets.

As I hurried down the stairs, I spared a passing thought for all the

computer equipment in the conference room, waiting for the course tomorrow.

However, I decided that I wasn't going to risk my life for someone else's

belongings. If the worst happened and the whole place burnt down, I was

sure they could claim on the hotel's insurance.

It had been at least ten minutes since the alarm had started ringing,

but there weren't really that many people making their way down the

staircase. The hotel was a big, old building with a long, sweeping main

staircase, chandeliers bigger than my car, and a baby grand piano in the

lobby. The prices it charged tended to attract the older, retired class of

customers. Looking around the dining room earlier that evening, I had

estimated that the average age of the hotel guests had to be around

sixty-five. Not only were most of them slightly deaf, but they were also

slow moving and not inclined to appear in public unless they were fully

dressed.

I found myself in the midst of a group of elderly ladies who were

shuffling down the stairs, clinging to the banisters and each other. It

seemed rude to push past them, so I tried to patiently confine myself to

their pace. They were understandably flustered, and turned to me for

support and answers, as I was the nearest available male. I soon used up

my meagre stock of information, so I was pleased when I spotted the Duty

Manager hovering in a corridor. I told my ladies that I would catch up

with them outside, and went to cross-examine him.

He couldn't really enlighten me much. Apparently, no one really knew

what was happening. Something had set off the fire alarm in the section of

the hotel that was currently being renovated. There was no electricity in

that wing at present, and no way to discover what had caused the alarm

without investigating further and in person. It could be just a false

alarm, but on the other hand it could be the real thing. Feeling anything

but reassured, I returned to the main staircase and continued downwards.

Hotel staff were stationed in the hallways, directing us out through the

main exit. It would have been a bit more comforting if the staff hadn't

had such a struggle to look calm and professional. They kept casting

anxious looks upwards, and the general sense of anxiety was starting to

infect me. It seemed incredible that anything tragic could happen in such

genteel surroundings, but it was possible. Vague memories of the fires at

Bradford Football Ground and the underground station at Kings Cross drifted

through my mind. They were no more unlikely locations for disasters than

this hotel. I found myself wanting to hurry, instead of walking decorously

behind an elderly couple.

I was conscious of a feeling of relief as I exited the hotel. The

sticky heat of the day had cooled to a pleasantly balmy night, with a clear

black sky splattered with stars. The hotel receptionist was stationed next

to the steps down into the garden with a torch, but when I questioned her

she knew less then I did about what was happening. I obediently walked

across the meticulously manicured lawn to the big fountain. There was a

circle of stone benches, but I left them for the older guests and instead

climbed on the rim of the pool, looking around to try and discover where my

group of ladies had got to. Even at their slow pace, they must have exited

the hotel by now. Vague feelings of guilt for having abandoned them so

cavalierly nagged at me, as I strained my eyes trying to locate them.

I felt slightly anxious as I scanned the building, but I couldn't see

either wisps of smoke or flickers of flames. Guests were still trailing

out of the hotel, anxiously chivvied along by members of the hotel staff. I

amused myself by admiring the strange combinations of attire people had

chosen.

It's not surprising that she caught my eye. She was the only female

within my range of vision who was under thirty and not wearing a hotel

uniform. Instead she was clad in a long T-shirt that almost came to her

knees, with a trench coat over it, and an incongruous pair of high-heeled

shoes on her feet. The most noticeable thing was her hair. As red as the

flames I feared to see, it fell down her back in a tangled mass. Somehow

its unbrushed state made it obvious that she had recently got out of bed,

and I felt an involuntarily tightening in my groin.

She was helping one of the old ladies down the stairs, steadying her

when she faltered, and giving her a reassuring smile. She supported the

frail woman across the grass and helped her settle on a bench. She looked

around at the bizarre scene, frowning as she pushed her hair back from her

face. I repressed the desire to offer to help with her hair, as the look

on her face made it clear, even to me, that she was not in the mood for

frivolities. She shrugged out of her coat and wrapped it around an old man
who was plainly shivering. Feeling slightly guilty, I took off my own coat

and offered it to the nearest trembling OAP. I was surprised how cold so

many of them were, but then I have heard that your blood becomes thinner as

you get older. Since I found the night air pleasant enough, I took off my

jacket and offered it to another shuddering soul.

When I caught up with the red-haired girl, she had tracked down the

hotel manager and was cross-questioning him.

"You must have some idea how long we're going to be out here?" she was

saying.

"We have to do a roll call to make sure everyone is out, then the

firemen have to check the building and declare that it's safe before we can

return."

"Then you are going to have to get some blankets out here. You can see

how cold these people are," she insisted.

"I don't know if we could do that," he protested.

"Of course you can," she told him briskly.

"Once people have exited the building, they aren't supposed to go back

in," the manager explained weakly.

"There's still people coming out and you haven't done a roll call yet.

That's just not a good enough reason to make these people suffer."

"I'm sorry, madam," he began, but she interrupted him.

"Don't stand there calling me 'madam', get in there and get some

blankets organised."

She tossed back her hair and glared down her nose at him. I tried not

to admire too obviously the way her hard nipples were clearly displayed

through the thin T-shirt material. Instead I decided to support her.

"Is there any real reason why you can't get some blankets? It's obvious

they're needed," I said calmly.

"Sir, I've just been explaining to madam here, that it's against

regulations." I could have sworn that I heard her grind her teeth when he

called her madam, and her fiery temper was evidently hotting up. She

opened her mouth to speak, but I jumped in first.

"Couldn't some of the hotel staff still inside be contacted and asked to

bring some blankets out here?" The manager was already shaking his head

before I had finished my suggestion.

"If you aren't willing to do what you should, you will force us to go

into the hotel and try to find some blankets ourselves," the girl declared

militantly. "If that happens, I'm sure we won't be the only ones lodging

complaints against you. Is that what you want?"

"Now then, there's no need for any of this. I'm sure I can sort

something out." He cast a flustered look at us, before backing off and

hurrying away.

"He'd best be quick about it, or I'm going after him," she declared,

generously giving me a share of the scowl she was aiming at the retreating

manager. I had been admiring the length of her legs and trying to tell if

she was wearing any underwear, but I quickly snapped my gaze back to her

face.

"You've done the best you can," I told her soothingly. "Why don't you

come and sit down. It looks like they're going to start the roll call."

Sure enough, the receptionist was stood near to the fountain, shining

her torch on the register she had balanced on her arm, while also trying to

handle a megaphone. I wasn't too surprised to hear my companion give an

impatient sigh, then stride over and take the torch and register off the

receptionist. I followed her, and arrived in time to help the receptionist

climb onto the end of one of the stone benches. I was handed the torch,

and ordered to shine it on the page.

The receptionist took a deep breath, and pressed a button to activate

the megaphone. I don't know what she did, but it played a jaunty little

tune. I glanced towards the redhead, expecting her to be furious, but was

surprised to see she had dissolved into giggles. She had a lovely smile,

which suited her much better than a scowl. I couldn't help laughing with

her, and the receptionist caught the infection and chuckled too. The

atmosphere considerably lightened, the roll call began. It was a haphazard

affair, as names had to be constantly repeated for the benefit of the hard

of hearing and late arrivals. Eventually the receptionist gave up, and

climbed down.

My former perch on the pool's rim had been taken, and we had to go

around to the far side to find space to sit down. The arrival of a fire

engine created a stir of excitement, and I was pleased to see some of the

hotel staff emerge from the building with armfuls of blankets. From where

we sat, we had the tinkle of the fountain behind us, and in front a

shrubbery backed by trees, with floodlit York Minister appearing to float

above the treetops. I stole a sidelong look at my companion. She was

leaning back, supporting her weight on her hands, with her legs stretched

out in front of her. Her hair swung free as she tilted her head back to

look at the stars, and her T-shirt clearly revealed the lines of her body.

I could now tell that she was definitely wearing no underwear, and arousal

ran through me. She couldn't know how lovely she looked and I had to fight

to restrain myself from placing my hand on her thigh and sliding it up

under her T-shirt. I smiled weakly at the old man sitting further along

and crossed my legs. Despite the discomfort it caused me, I continued to

admire her.

Soon the megaphone was brought into use again, to announce that it had

been a false alarm, and the hotel had been declared safe to re-enter. She

stirred and sat forward.

"Sorry," she offered.

"What are you saying sorry for?" I asked, guiltily wondering if she was

referring to my state of arousal.

"For being such a bitch," she explained. "I guess I was a little

scared. I hate not knowing what's going on."

"It's OK, I've had plenty of experience coping with control freaks," I

teased. "Besides, you were quite right, blankets were needed." She gave me

a grateful smile, then jumped to her feet. The benches and the rim of the

pool were now all empty. I had to lean to one side to look past the bulk

of the fountain and see the hotel entrance. Guests were slowly wending

their way back inside, but it was obvious they were going to take a while.

I sat back up and returned my attention to my titian-haired temptress.

"It's silly because it was just a false alarm, but I feel as if I've had

a brush with death. And now I feel really, really alive." She stretched

her arms up and stood on tiptoe, then flung her arms wide and spun around.

My mouth went dry as I admired her lithe figure, and I wanted nothing more

than to catch hold of her and make love to her then and there. Trying to

control my wayward thoughts, I looked around to see what everyone else was

doing, but they had all departed and we were alone. She was studying me

with an unreadable expression on her face.

"Don't you feel all revved up and twice as aware as you were before?"

she asked. I did feel revved up, but not really for the reasons she was

referring to. She was stood in front of me, and the junction of her thighs

was immediately in front of my face. I don't know if it was my

imagination, but I was sure I could smell her musky aroma. I was trying to

force my mind to less intimate thoughts, when she took me by surprise by

stepping closer to me and sitting down on my lap, her legs astride me and

my chin nestling in her cleavage. I was so startled that I didn't know

what to do, and froze, not even breathing.

"If the worst had happened, we could be dead right now," she whispered,

winding her arms around my neck. "But we're not, and I think we should

celebrate that." I didn't have to ask how she planned to celebrate, because

she dipped her head and placed a kiss full on my mouth.

Her lips moved against my mouth, cool and firm, then her tongue was

sliding along mine, teasing and flirting. Her fingers tangled in my hair,

tipping my head to suit her whim, as she took her time exploring my mouth.

She knew how to kiss, and I was losing myself in the sensations when I

became aware that her other hand had trailed down my chest and was know

tugging at the buttons of my fly. I couldn't believe this was happening.

It was as if she had read my mind and decided to fulfil my fantasies. The

only thing shielding us from public view was the central statue of the

fountain. The thought of someone catching sight of us only aroused me

further. The bushes in front of us and the backdrop of the falling water

created an illusion that we were in our private cocoon, but the murmur of

voices and the hum of the traffic reminded me that we were in the centre of

a busy city.

Then her hand was inside my trousers, and I stopped thinking and just

felt. The warmth of her hand, the cool of the night, her firm grip, all

focused my attention on my penis. She stopped kissing my mouth and instead

dropped to her knees and started an equally pleasant but more intimate

kissing. She tugged at my jeans while her mouth embraced me, and I

co-operated until my jeans were around my ankles. As much as I was

enjoying her ministrations I knew I wouldn't last long, and I wanted this

unique experience to last as long as humanly possible.

I wrapped a handful of her incredible hair around my hand and gently

tugged her upwards. She immediately tried to guide my throbbing erection

inside herself, but I had other ideas. I pulled her onto my lap and

settled her comfortably. Then I did what I'd been wanting to do for so

long: I placed my hands on the silky smooth skin of her thighs, and slid

them upwards. My thumbs brushed her hidden curls as my hands skimmed her

hips and I felt her shudder. My palms glided up her sides and over her

breasts, feeling her nipples tighten as I passed. I caught the hem of her

T-shirt and lifted it over her head, leaving the rest of the top around her

neck and shoulders. Her arms were tangled in the material, and she was

effectively blind. She trustingly arched her back and leant into me.

Her body in the starlight was a sight I knew I would never forget.

Satiny white skin, highlighted with pink tipped nipples, shimmered and

gleamed before me. Reverently, I ran my hands across her, feeling honoured

when she shivered and sighed at my touch. My mouth was irresistibly drawn

to her breasts, and I licked and nibbled them, cupping their weight in my

hands, caressing and fondling them. I was so involved I didn't notice

exactly when she freed herself from her T-shirt, but her hands were

gripping my shoulders, the bite of her nails encouraging me as much as her

murmurs and moans.

I was gasping for breath myself, become more rough as my grasp on my

self-control slipped. She didn't protest, but writhed against me

enticingly. In one swift movement, she raised her self up and then impaled

herself on my penis. It was like being engulfed in hot velvet. She was

tight and wet around me, and the slightest movement produced exquisite

friction. My hands closed over her bottom to help her move and I buried my

face between her breasts. Assaulted from all directions with stimulation,

I knew I wouldn't last long. And when she suddenly stiffened and gave a

high cry, gripping me tightly with her thighs andthighs, fingers and vulva,

I lost control, pounding into her, pouring myself deep inside her, trying

to make us one.

I don't know how long we sat there, clinging together as our ardour

cooled. Eventually, we began to feel the chill in the air, and decided to

make a move. A few moments searching was necessary to locate all our

clothes and footwear, then we made our way across the lawn to the hotel

entrance. I could tell that normal everyday considerations had returned to

my lover's mind. She was vainly trying to tug her T-shirt a bit further

down, and her arms were folded across her breasts. She was trying to walk

while keeping her thighs tight together, and I couldn't help chuckling at

the adorable picture she presented, waddling through the ornate hallway.

She shot me a self-self-conscious look.

"It's OK for you," she hissed. "I have to try and make it to the

bathroom before I create a puddle. I just hope no one notices us."

Unfortunately, her hopes were immediately shattered. The hotel manager

came bustling up to see us, a porter following him with a tray containing

mugs of hot chocolate and glasses of brandy and our donated items of

clothing over his arm.

"Please accept these drinks, compliments of the hotel, to warm you up,"

the manager said. "And here are your clothes that you so generously

shared. We do apologise for your disturbed night, sir and mada..." He

remembered his last conversation with us, and hastily changed his sentence.

"Er, Mr. and Mrs. Green, and we would like to thank you for all your

assistance." He gave us an ingratiating smile, but my love just sniffed and

hit the lift button. I thanked the poor man and relieved the porter of his

burdens, before following my wife onto the lift. It might not have suited

everybody, but I had thoroughly enjoyed my night excursion.

Copyright Vickie Morgan, October 1999 E-mail artemis55@hotmail.com

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