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Subject: "HetSex" by AdrBrown. New story, new author.

To: story-submit@qz.little-neck.ny.us

Eli,

I don't exactly know what to do with this story. It is *about*

sex (if I understand the codes, FM mast, FM, allusion to FF), but

contains no actual portrayal of sexual activity. If it is not

appropriate for the a.s.s.m. newsgroup, would you please advise

where it might be submitted?

Thank you.

-- Adrienne

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The following is a work of fiction regarding sexual relationships.

If you feel that it is illegal, immoral, or otherwise improper for

you to read this, then DON'T READ IT.

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Adrienne Brown Approx. 1700 words



HET SEX AND STUFF LIKE THAT

That was easy. Getting rid of Barry. Or was his name Perry?

Whatever. His speech was so badly slurred when I picked him up at

the bar last night that I never figured it out. And this morning,

I didn't want to give him any clue that we didn't get to know each

other very well last night. Very well indeed. Intimately, if you

know what I mean.

Anyway, despite his hangover, he took off like a rocket once

he got to the door this morning. All I have to do is hint about

marriage and most grad students freak out. Males, I mean. They

figure I'm good for a quick lay, but to make it permanent? No way!

I guess it's that they know I'm a career Air Force officer plus the

way I come after them over breakfast the morning after.

Now, if those OSI gumshoes talk to him, I'm certified. OSI?

Office of Special Investigations. The Air Force's secret police.

Why would they want to talk to him? You've heard of the "don't

ask, don't tell, don't pursue" policy, haven't you? Well, take it

from me, it's a joke. Especially the "don't pursue" part of it.

Somebody sicced them onto me. I think they really have it in

for us. They think any Air Force female whose face doesn't stop

a clock and who doesn't date is lesbian. Yeah. I thought that

stereotype was long dead. But it isn't.

That's right, they think I'm queer. Now isn't that a hoot.

They're right, you know. But what they don't have is any proof of

my "orientation." Suspicions, but no evidence. Not a trace.

Certification? Oh, that's what I call a man's witnessing to

my being het. Heterosexual. That throws the OSI bloodhounds off

for a while. From what I can tell, they have to report, go through

channels and re-evaluate me before they can come after me again.

Oh, I don't know this for sure. Yeah, I'm guessing. But I sure

as hell am not going to ask anybody in OSI what their procedure is

for hunting us down. I'm not that dumb!

Anyway, I've got the drill down now. It's much simpler than

ever before. That's why I'm living up here in Davis, twenty miles

up the freeway from Travis Air Force Base, but just a hop, skip,

and a jump away from the university. When I need to get certified,

I troll for a graduate student in one of the bars, one who is

fairly well blotto, take him home with me and finish the job. In

the morning, he wakes up with a splitting headache, no memory, a

rubber full of cum, and me, naked as a jaybird beside him, just

gushing over how good a lover he was. I don't know why it is--

perhaps the hangover, but so far I've been able to make them all

believe we've really done it. I'd guess that for men, it isn't so

much the pleasure but the conquest they're after. And it seems

that the muff of an Air Force captain looks pretty good for

bragging rights.

After that, I turn on him--I always do it at the breakfast

table--over toast and eggs. Up to that point, I've been stroking

his ego. Stroking it so smoothly that he really hasn't felt the

full effects of his hangover. Yet.

I shift gears as quietly as possible. Honey just drips from

my lips. I get his telephone number, then ask whether he has the

weekend open. I tell him we need to find a place closer to Travis.

If he doesn't bail out at that broad hint, I launch into my spiel

on the difficult life of a tanker pilot. About the long hours,

irregular deployments, and how I'd really like to come home to him

without facing the hazards of driving twenty miles on Interstate

80 while dog tired. Besides, although I know he'd be good with the

kids and taking care of the house, it would be best if it wouldn't

take me too long to get home from the base in case of an emergency.

So far, I've never had to go that far in my script. And not

one of them yet has gone into cardiac arrest when they realize what

I'm talking about. Usually, he tries to negotiate. You know,

talks about the liberated woman, the sexual revolution, and open

relationships. That sort of crap. That's when he finds out I'm

a bitch. Oh, I'm sweet about it, but I tell him that, for career

purposes, I really should be married to whoever is getting it.

I say that the Air Force cuts us older girls a little slack

in our choice of tactics when we're trolling for a husband. But

if they were to think I'm just getting my jollies, OSI would come

down on me like a ton of bricks. The Uniform Code of Military

Justice has a court martial offense called "sodomy" that's applied

to any case where the two consenting adults are not legally married
to one another. At present, I'm not interested in a major career

change. If the guy isn't back-peddling furiously by that point,

I tell him that he probably wouldn't cherish being a witness at a

general court martial and having the national press make him into

a household name.

As I said, this routine makes it much easier than before.

Actually, Kim suggested it to me when I took leave after the

squadron transferred to Travis AFB three years ago. I'd had a

pretty bad experience just before we left March AFB and it took her

a couple of days to put my head back together again. For three

years, I'd actually let some guy poke me in order to get certified.

Grit my teeth, fake major orgasm, and get it over with. God, that

was filthy, disgusting! The last one was the worst of them all--

he was a professor from Riverside and a certifiable kink. But it

kept me clear with OSI for a few months.

Actually, it was also a three-year experiment. I was hoping

that, instead of being homo, I was really bi. I was looking for

somebody I could stomach in order to get into a long-term het

relationship. Oh, I had no intention of giving up Kim. She'd been

in a poly relationship before and wasn't worried, as long as she'd

still be my primary. So if I were bi, that would solve a whole lot

of problems. But I never did find a guy who could ring my chimes.

I'm still looking, still hoping, but I'm not going to let another

man poke me until I'm really comfortable about it in my mind.

Years ago, Kim and I had talked about my taking up with a fag.

You know, fake the het thing for both our benefit. But I was

leery. If there wasn't a real relationship in such a situation,

how could I trust the guy not to do something stupid while an OSI

gumshoe was nosing around, like getting caught with his lover and

burning me if it was to his advantage? No, my getting poked was

what the bloodhounds were looking for. So I gave them what they

wanted.

Why do I go through all of this? It's simple. I like being

a tanker pilot. Really. It floats my boat. And just as long as

I can keep OSI confused, I'm AOK. As far as I can tell, nobody in

the squadron is concerned about the plumbing of my bedmate. I'm

good at my job. And that's what counts.

With everybody, but OSI.

Well, somebody in my past was concerned enough--and suspicious

enough--about my "preference" to finger me. And I haven't got a

clue as to who it was. It could have been somebody as far back as

ROTC. There were a lot of young studs in the unit who thought that

the female cadets were trolling and that I ought to go out with

them. For starters. After all, they were doing us a favor. That

was before they understood that the policy on sexual harassment in

the military has teeth. At least that it would work for a mouthy

bitch like me who knows how to take care of herself.

There was this cadet officer, a senior, in the AFROTC unit who

got physical with me one evening in my sophomore year after

formation. He started pawing me, I put my knee where it really

hurts, and the next day the officer instructors reviewed Air Force

policy on sexual harassment with all the Air Science classes. And

they made sure that each cadet got a xerox copy of the policy

statement. After that, nobody bothered me. Until active duty.

Growing up the way I did, I wasn't paranoid about my

sexuality. And about what others might think of it. Oh, I knew

that being queer was incompatible with being in the service, but

I figured that all I would have to do was stay in the closet, keep

my mouth shut, and wait. The policy couldn't last for ever.

Yeah. I voted for Clinton in '92. I was excited by his

effort to change policy. And, when that went belly up, I was naive

about what "don't ask, don't tell" would mean. Now, I'm sort of

paranoid about it all. Kim says I see an OSI gumshoe behind every

bush. But I don't want to make it into Air Force Times, like Major

Debra Meeks did a year or so ago, on a charge of sodomy. I don't

want my seven years of active duty service to go down the drain.

And I certainly don't want to take up lodgings at the graybar

hotel.

And so, when it's necessary, I go trolling for a stewed grad

student and do my thing. Jack him off, fake het sex and stuff like

that.

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Comments and constructive criticism are sincerely welcome.

Copyright 1998 by Adrienne Brown - mailto:adrbrown@aol.com.

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