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ISSUE 39 story giving his wife

Tainted Lime Reviews Issue #39

May 10, 2002

Reviews are archived at http://www.asstr.org/~TaintedLime/.

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Stories reviewed in this issue:

Kelly's Massage, by Biff Jones (* * *)

Stood Up, by Dryad (* * *)

Please Don't Ask How I Got Home, by theGreatxIam (* * * *)

Vanessa and Me, Part 3, by Shon (* * * *)

Garage, by ~Virginya (* * *)

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{ASSM} Kelly's Massage (true, MF couple, oral, rom/slow)

By Biff Jones <shapeshifter37@hotmail.com>

http://assm.asstr.org/Year2002/36320

The narrator of this story is giving his wife a "Worshipping

Kelly" evening. When he worships his wife, he does everything he

can think of to create the ultimate romantic atmosphere. Wine, a

bubble bath, dinner, and finally we get to the massage. Like most

massages in ASSM, this massage results in some very explicit

touching.

This story is less about the sex than it is about setting the

stage for the sex. The plans for the night are told in minute

detail. This is a case, however, where there is just a little too

much detail. Perhaps there is one or two specific individuals out

there who will be turned on by every menu item and brand name,

but this reviewer couldn't fathom the importance of every detail.

The author claims this is a true story, and it reads very much

like one. Like many true stories, it doesn't give us much in the

way of a plot. But it is a well-written scene, and without a

doubt, the real-life participants in this scene will enjoy re-

reading this story and remembering an exciting night. And while

the extraneous detail is a distraction, the story is short, and

other readers will find something to like here, too.

Rating: * * *

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{ASSM} "Stood Up" by Dryad (MF, rom)

By Dryad <gbbjg@yahoo.com>

http://assm.asstr.org/Year2002/36321

Lily is supposed to be on a blind date, but after waiting for a

long time at the restaurant, she realizes she has been stood up.

A man alone at the next table notices her predicament and invites

her over to share dinner with him.

We are then blessed with a long, idealistically romantic evening

with Lily and Antonio. They eat, they talk, they dance, and as

the sun is rising, they retire to Lily's bedroom.

Technically, the story is good, but the romance suffers from

being *too* perfect. And some of the key details of the evening

are skimmed over too lightly, which makes Lily's fall for the

strange man at the next table unconvincing. The sex, too, is

almost non-existent.

There are occasional moments of inspired writing, so it's clear

the author has some talent. It would be nice to see what Dryad

could accomplish with a stronger plot.

Rating: * * *

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{ASSM} Please Don't Ask How I Got Home (MF) Subway series #7

By theGreatxIam <max_wojtylak@yahoo.com>

http://assm.asstr.org/Year2002/36322

After breaking up with his first serious girlfriend, the

narrator's friend fixes him up with Clarissa. We should all have

friends like this.

Clarissa is a walking wet dream. She'll do just about anything

sexually, which drives the new couple on to doing some pretty

outrageous things. For the ultimate thrill, she wants to pretend

to fuck anonymously on a subway car.

The narrator boards the subway and waits for Clarissa to make her

entrance. And then a woman in a nun's habit starts rubbing up

against him. That Clarissa! She'll do anything for a thrill!

There is a lot of word play in this story, which makes it a fun

read. But the word games occasionally go too far, and there were

a few awkward stretches in the prose. I also thought the ending

was telegraphed too strongly, but that didn't make it any less

entertaining.

This is the last of theGreatxIam's subway series, which is reason

enough to read it. And while it's not his best, it's still a good

read.

Rating: * * * *

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{ASSM} "Vanessa and Me" Part 3 (M/F, Orgy, Mayday)

By Shon <shonrichardshsd@earthlink.net>

http://assm.asstr.org/Year2002/36328

In this story, Vanessa, the narrator's artistic mentor, is

dragging him along to a May Day celebration. At the Maypole, a

large group of artistic-minded folks don masks and sit around in

a big circle while some guy yammers on about creativity.

The leader then instructs them to kiss and feel one another, and

before you know it, an orgy has broken out. And with the

anonymous sex comes all kinds of story ideas for the narrator.

The ideas come so fast he is almost tempted to stop fucking to

write some of them down.

Fortunately for us, he doesn't stop.

There are a few minor technical glitches (using "they" as a

singular pronoun really grates), but the story is mostly well-

written. If the story took its creativity subject any more

seriously, it would be pretentious, but the author uses just

enough humor to take that edge off.

This is the first orgy story I've ever read that didn't overwhelm

me with people and combinations. I was able to keep the action

straight in my head without taking copious notes. And that is

remarkable just by itself.

Rating: * * * *

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{ASSM} "Garage" (F/M-cons-oral)

By ~Virginya <wildflowers@cis.net>

http://assm.asstr.org/Year2002/36351

This poem-like story describes a liaison between a man and a

woman on a mattress in the garage. Most of it is very good, and

the scene comes across vividly. Unfortunately, parts of the story
are repetitive. Odd words are used more than once, which gives it

a sloppy feeling.

But it's still an interesting poem, and short enough to warrant a

quick look.

Rating: * * *