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RACONTEUR stories could tell Even so

Title: Raconteur

Author: Cait N.

Series: VOY

Codes: J/C implied

Rating: PG-13, for sexual references

Feedback: Yes, please! CaitN @ mindspring . com

Disclaimers: Paramount owns the characters, I just take

'em out for a spin every now and then.

Summary: Someone aboard Voyager starts to realize their

potential. *g*

Author's Note: Entered in Astrogirl's "Captain's Yacht"

contest - <http://www.voyfan.net/contests/>.

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You wouldn't think I had many stories to tell, being as

isolated as I am, but oh the stories I could tell! Even so, I'd

trade them all if only I could be seen for what I truly am.

Oh, sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I am the AeroWing Mark-

1, personal shuttlecraft to Voyager's captain. So far I've only

had the pleasure of serving under one captain: Captain Kathryn

Janeway. I use the word "serve" in the general sense, given that

I've never actually left my shuttle bay.

Since I've never left my "home" how can I have stories to

regale and amuse you with? It's easy -- the bio-neural gel

packs. Yes, them. You want to know how often Tuvok meditates,

the color underwear Torres prefers, how many cups of coffee the

Captain drinks a day or how frequently Chakotay stares at said

Captain during the course of one shift, ask the gel packs. They

are the eyes and ears of Voyager, not the crew.

Also, just because I've never had my warp drive fired up,

doesn't mean I haven't seen any action. Just not the kind I was

hoping for. It seems that I am the preferred trysting place for

Janeway and Chakotay. The rest of the crew might join in on one

of Paris's betting pools to guess the date they'll finally give

in to their attraction, but I can tell you, they succumbed back

on . . . well, I need to keep some secrets, I suppose. But I

<b>can</b> tell you, my deckplates have practically melted

beneath the heat those two can generate! I don't think there's a

position they haven't tried. Those two are no missionaries, I

can assure you. And the toys they've experimented with!

Handcuffs, blindfolds, vibrators, paints, leather. I never

dreamed that feathers could be used in such a way! And if I had

cheeks, I would have blushed when they used the honey. I swear,

I've never seen two hornier humans, and during my construction,

I saw a lot. I'll save those stories for another day, though.

Janeway and her eccentric love life aside, I really wish she'd

realize what a great contribution I could make to the ship and

crew. I'm not as fast as the Delta Flyer, or as easily

accessible as the generic shuttles, but I've got spirit! I've

got heart! I've got--

What?

Ohhh, I never thought of that. You're right.

I've got blackmail material. Tons of it.

Now . . . if I download my information to one of the gelpacks,

and then get it to download the information to a padd on the

Captain's desk . . . Along with a little "suggestion" at the

bottom that the Captain help me realize my full potential or

else the information goes to Lt. Paris. . . .

Yes, I think I just might get to see the Delta Quadrant up

close and personal after all!

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The End