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The following piece of fiction contains strong sexual

content and is meant to be read only by adults. If you

are not at least 18 years old, or if you are offended by

this type of material, please do not read any further.

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"Remote-Control Wife"

by DG

I woke up to the sound of Cindy singing in the shower. I yawned

and turned my head to look at the clock. It was almost nine, and the

winter sun was streaming in through the triangular windows set up high

in the wall, bathing the big room in a cozy glow. I closed my eyes to

catch a few more minutes, but it's impossible to sleep when Cindy is

singing. It's not that she can't carry a tune, she actually has rather

pleasant soprano. The problem is that she never remembers the lyrics,

so she hums and mumbles and makes things up as she goes along.

"...Are you strong enough to be my man?

...Lie...with me.

...Eat pie...with me.

...But don't leave..."

Not quite the way Sheryl Crow wrote it. I pulled the covers aside

and got to my feet. I don't want to sound like a whiner. Today was

Cindy's birthday, and she was entitled to sing all she wanted.

The door to the bathroom was open just a crack, and tendrils of

steam were drifting lazily out into the bedroom. I eased the door open

a few more inches. As usual, she had left the fan off and the bathroom

was wall-to-wall fog.

"...Are you strong enough to be my man?"

I could only occasionally make out Cindy's ghostly form moving

around behind the glass doors of our oversized shower stall. Feeling

like an actor in a bad action movie, I waited until I thought her back

was turned and then slipped though the door and pressed against the

wall, breathing in the thick, sweet smell of shampoo and conditioner.

"...Are you strong enough to be my man?

...Are you long enough to be my man?"

This latest was followed by a cackle of delight.

I peeled off my t-shirt, trying not to make any sudden movements.

Then I stepped out of my boxer shorts. Unfortunately, my cock was

already as stiff as a coat peg, and I slipped and almost fell as I

yanked my boxer shorts down.

"DG, is that you?"

The slim outline of my wife materialized behind the glass. The

outline became more substantial, and then two round, distinct circles of

flesh appeared as she pressed her breasts against the door.

"I really hope that's you, honey."

She waited a few seconds, then moved away from the glass, leaving

behind a little steam-free area the shape of an infinity sign.

"...Are you long enough to be my man?"

...Are you hard enough to be my man?

...Lie...with me

...eat my pie...for me."

Her singing voice was getting downright lascivious. I heard the

sound of the shower change from a constant stream to a pulse, and I

smiled to myself. I moved quickly across the bathroom and opened the

shower door.

"Aha! Caught ya, babe."

My wife was sitting on the built-in stone bench, holding the

removable chrome shower head in her hand. Cindy is a petite brunette

with a lean, fit body and a face that generates double takes from men.

Her long hair was smoothed back around one shoulder, and her brown eyes

sparkled at me through the steam.

"This pulse mode is great for getting the lint out from between my

toes," she said innocently. Her eyes dropped to my midsection. "Don't

hurt yourself when you shut the door, sweetie."

I shut the door, being careful not to get anything caught, and

said "I'm sorry. I thought you might be using the shower to pleasure

yourself."

"Hmm. You mean like this?"

She changed the setting from a heavy pulse to a shimmering,

hissing torrent and then aimed the stream at the neat patch of curly

hair between her legs. The water streamed down through the cleft of her

pussy and over her thighs, bubbling and hissing like a mountain

waterfall.

I dropped to my knees at the end of the bench and spread her legs

farther apart, and Cindy dropped the shower head and eagerly slithered

down until she was lying on her back with her hips off the edge. When

we remodeled the master bath a few years ago, we designed the shower

bench to accommodate just this sort of activity.

"Happy birthday, babe!" I pushed my erection down until it was

aimed at its target.

"Is that my present you've got there?"

"This is just for starters," I assured her. "I've got a full day

planned." I thrust forward, and let out an involuntary moan of pleasure

as I slid into her warm love tunnel. There's nothing like the feeling

of sharing a raging morning woodie with your special someone.

After just a few seconds, I knew that my performance wasn't going

to earn me the nickname "iron man." In fact, it was all I could do to

keep from going off early like a defective grenade. I forced myself to

slow the pace a little and then I picked up the shower head, which was

still gushing warm bubbly water.

Like my buddy Bart used to tell me, women don't care how long you

last, as long as it's a few seconds longer than they do.

I switched back over to pulse mode and aimed the spray directly at

her clit.

"Oooh," she said appreciatively. "Now that's a birthday treat."

The only problem was that the stream of water was cascading down

around my overfilled balls, adding another source of stimulation. It

was going to be close.

"Oh! Honey...I'm..." She didn't finish her sentence, but the way

her eyes rolled up in her head and every muscle in her body suddenly

tensed spoke volumes.

"Me too," I grunted. I pulled out and sprayed a generous load of

sticky come all over her stomach and breasts.

"Hey!"

Cindy was laughing so hard she almost slid off the bench onto the

floor. "What was that? Are we practicing for a porno movie or

something?"

"Sorry, I don't know what came over me." I used the spray to

sluice her clean.

"Well, I certainly know what came over me."

I finished my shower, dressed quickly, and went downstairs to the

kitchen, where I turned on the griddle over the stove and set a large

pot of coffee to brew. Then I whipped up a bowl of my famous pancake

batter - one of the few things I can cook well. I made a big stack of

pancakes and left them on edge of the stove to stay warm. Then I poured

two mugs of coffee and took them back upstairs.

"Do I smell coffee?" Cindy was standing in her walk-in closet,

wearing matching bra and panties in a silky tan material. I handed her

a mug and she took a grateful sip.

"So what are we doing today?" she asked. "What should I wear?"

"We're going shopping at the mall. And you can buy anything you

want."

"Really? Oh goodie!"

"Wear something sexy. A short skirt would be great. Stockings,

not hose."

She gave me a wary, amused look. "Whatever you say, dear. Wait

outside."

A few minutes later she walked out of the closet wearing a black

miniskirt and a bright yellow silk blouse with tiny green frogs on it.

A wide belt with a gold buckle accentuated her narrow waist. Her black

sheer stockings had a discreet pattern of diamonds down the sides. It

sounds pretty flashy, but Cindy has a talent for making outfits like

this work.

"Yummy," I said.

"Is that for me?" She was looking nervously at the small, gaily-

wrapped package sitting on the bed.

"Happy birthday, sweetheart."

"Uh-hum. Thanks." She picked it up gingerly and gave it a

careful shake.

This is probably a good time to mention that Cindy and I have a

tradition of giving each other gag gifts on our birthdays. In the

beginning it was good clean fun, along the lines of ugly ties and

whoopie cushions, but recently the stakes have gotten higher. This year

my gag gift included a black leather gag, with matching wrist and ankle

cuffs. I spent most of my special day chained to a post in the

basement, polishing Cindy's extensive boot collection with my tongue.

I'll tell you all about it as soon as my therapist thinks I'm ready.

"Deej, you're not still mad about..."

"My birthday? Don't be silly, I had a blast."

She unwrapped her present and opened the box, peered inside with a

worried look. "I know I got a little carried away with the riding

crop..."

"You already apologized for that, hon. Besides, you can't even

see where the welts were."

She finally reached in and took out a small black object, shaped a

little like a letter "J". The longer end had a pleasingly organic bulb

shape to it, and the shorter end was covered with little bumps.

"Oh dear," said Cindy. "It's a vibrator, isn't it?" She was

turning it in her hands, stroking the smooth plastic with her thumb in a

way that suggested she wasn't completely displeased.

"Yep. Don't be fooled by the small size - that's a state-of-the-

art pleasure device. It's designed to stay in place without you having

to hold onto it. Probably by a female gynecologist with too much time

on her hands."

Cindy has a childlike curiosity, especially for anything sexual,

and I wasn't surprised when she wriggled out of her panties and slipped

her new present inside her.

"How does it feel?"

"Fine - I can hardly tell its there." She looked confused. "But

how do you turn it on?"

I took the little remote out of my pocket. "With this."

"You mean it's remote controlled?" She laughed. "You've got to

be kidding me. Let me see - "

Suddenly her eyes grew wide and unfocused, and she got very weak

in the knees.

"Whoops!" I held onto her elbow to steady her. "Hey, did you

feel anything just now? Because I gave you a little -"

"DG! Let me see that."

I handed her the remote and she studied it with avid interest.

"That was amazing. It stimulates everything at once. So I guess you

just push this green ...Oh wow..."

I grabbed her before she could slump to the floor and switched it

off. I said "Maybe we need to dial it down a little."

I adjusted the intensity and buzzed her again. This time she just

got a dreamy smile on her face.

She leaned against me and purred. "Deej, honey, that's really

nice."

A few seconds later she said, in a woozy voice, "I get it

now...you pulled out early in the shower so my pussy would be nice and

clean for my present."

"Right."

"I'm going to be wearing this at the mall, aren't I?"

"Yep."

"And you're going to have the remote."

"But of course."

She sighed. "I think I'm in big trouble."

"Don't be silly, we're going to have a blast."

She was quiet for a few seconds. Then I noticed that she had

slipped one hand under her skirt.

"Hey, that's not allowed!" I pulled her hand away. "Especially

when we're in public."

"Well, duh! Come on, turn it up a little, will you? I'm

almost..."

I slid the intensity knob on the remote a little higher with my

thumb, and put my arm around Cindy to hold her steady.

She buried her face in my neck and said "Mmmmm....."

I felt her stiffen and suck in her breath as she came, and then I

switched her off.

"Thank you." Her face was flushed, and her eyes were sparkling

more brightly than usual. "Could you do me again?"

"Not yet - I think two orgasms before breakfast is plenty. Now

put your panties back on and come downstairs - I made pancakes."

**********

The pancakes were delicious, as usual.

Cindy does most of her shopping at the Northbrook mall, but I

didn't want to go someplace where all the clerks knew her by name so we

drove out west to the huge Oak Brook mall. There were a few weeks left

before Christmas, twenty or so "shopping days" as the retail industry

calls them, but the parking lots were still full. Something to do with

the consumer confidence index, no doubt. I tried the parking garage,

and found a good spot in the corner of the top level.

Inside, the holiday decorations were up and the Christmas music

was working its insidious magic on the ears of all the consumers,

increasing their already-high confidence to new heights. We sauntered

along the main corridor, carried along by the flow of people.

"So where should we start?" asked Cindy.

"I need to stop at Radio Shack at some point for some speaker

wire. Other than that, I'm open to suggestions. It's your birthday,

sweetcheeks."

"And I can buy whatever I want?" She slowed down in front of an

expensive jewelry store, and came to a stop in front of a display case

filled with enough gold jewelry to outfit an entire NBA team.

"Just remember what I've got here in my pocket."

I pressed a button on the little remote, giving her a short buzz

on medium power. She straightened up and let out a little squeak, then

looked around to see if anyone had noticed.

"Cut that out! You mean if I try to buy anything...?"

"The more expensive it is, the higher the power setting. Anything

with diamonds in it, you'll be rolling around on the carpet making

barnyard noises before you can get anywhere near the register."

She took a deep breath and let it out slowly. "Well then, is

there anything here you might potentially approve of, Mr. Sade?"

"That's 'Marquis' to you. Actually I was thinking of a custom

pendant, like the rappers wear. 'Cindy' in inch-high gold letters."

"Not really me, I don't think. Any other ideas?"

"Hmm... how about an ankle bracelet?"

"Seriously? That might be cool."

"Sure, why not? Do something a little different. I'll tell you

what, if you can get a salesman to kneel down and put a bracelet around

your ankle, I'll let you buy it without any, shall we say... unnecessary

distractions."

"You're on," she said with a giggle.

I followed Cindy into the store and watched from a discreet

distance as she arrowed in on a middle-aged salesman and immediately

garnered his full attention. I noticed that his eyes kept straying to

her legs. I couldn't really blame him, given how much of them was

exposed. Before long he had a whole row of gold bracelets laid out on

the glass counter for Cindy to inspect.

I moved closer to overhear what they were saying, pretending to be

absorbed by a display of complicated watches with multiple dials and

knobs.

"...what you want to look for in an ankle bracelet, ma'am, is a

close fit, so it won't move around too much when you walk."

"Makes sense," agreed Cindy. She picked up one of the thicker

chains. "How about this one?"

"That's beautiful - would you like to try it on?"

"Yes, please," she said, giving the man a brilliant smile. She

put her right foot forward, hiking up her skirt just a tad, and said

"Would you mind? I'm afraid to kneel down in this outfit."

The man swallowed and glanced around apprehensively. Like he

really had a choice. He dropped to one knee and quickly fastened the

bracelet around Cindy's ankle. While he was down there, he looked very

much like a submissive paying fealty to his mistress, something that

wasn't lost on anyone else in the store.

Cindy strolled over to me and gave me a wink. "What do you think,

hon? Is it me?"

"It's gorgeous. But I hate to see you buy the first thing you try

on."

"Good point. Stanley has given me a whole bunch to choose from."

Having done it once, Stanley could hardly refuse to do it again,

and Cindy had the poor guy put two more bracelets on her. He had some

trouble getting the last one unhooked, and when he finally stood back up

his face was bright red, either from embarrassment or high blood

pressure. I noticed that the other sales staff were watching with

considerable amusement.

"You know, I think I'll take the first one after all," said Cindy.

"Excellent. Will there be anything else?" Stanley asked.

"Not today, thanks," said Cindy.

"Didn't you mention something earlier about a toe ring?" I asked

innocently.

Cindy stifled a laugh, and Stanley the salesman gave me a look I

won't describe as he led her to the register at the back of the store.

As Cindy was signing the receipt, she leaned forward and let her blouse

fall open, treating the salesman to an eyeful of her smooth, round

cleavage. The little tart.

I was chuckling to myself at this when a female voice spoke in my

ear. "They're really something, aren't they?"

"Excuse me?"

"They're beautiful as well as functional. The result of

generations of Swiss craftsmanship," continued the saleswoman earnestly.

She was in her sixties, with gray hair done up in a complicated bun.

By now I had figured out that she was talking about the watches.

I had forgotten I was still leaning on that display case. I resisted

the impulse to inform her that my wife was actually the result of

generations of French genetic research.

"Can I show one of them to you?" she asked.

"Perhaps... Do any of these measure wind speed?"

She bit her lip and shook her head in obvious disappointment. "I

don't think so, sir."

"Too bad. They are beautiful."

Outside in the mall, Cindy asked "Were we too mean to poor

Stanley?"

"I don't think so. He did get a nice commission out if it, and

you gave him a peek down your blouse."

She laughed gaily. "You noticed that, did you?"

"And I approved, of course."

She threw her arms around me suddenly and gave me a long,

passionate kiss. Consumers were forced to step around us, and I started

to feel self-conscious.

She finally broke the kiss and said "DG? I'm really, really horny."

"I thought that might happen." I put my arm around her waist as

we started walking again, letting my hand slide down until it was

resting indecently low on the curve of her hip.

"But what am I going to do about it? You can't just turn that

thing on in the middle of a crowded mall. We'll get arrested."

"I've given it some thought, and I've got a few ideas."

"Goodie! I was hoping."

We spent the next few hours testing my ideas, and I'm happy to say

that some of them worked out quite well. I won't go into all the

details, but I will hit the highlights for you.

Dressing rooms were an obvious choice, and that's where we

started. Cindy would go in with some clothes to try on and then I would

activate the vibrator from outside. The problem was that I couldn't see

her, so I didn't know when to dial it up or down or when to turn it off.

We worked out some verbal signals, like "Honey, could you get me the

next size up," and "OK, that's enough shopping for now," but eventually

we decided there was no substitute for face-to-face feedback.

Naturally we became bolder and bolder with each successful

experience. For example, I can't really say it was a good idea for me

to buzz Cindy while she was trying out the massage chair at Hammacher

Schlemmer, but no one else in the store seemed to be the wiser.

One of my favorite moments came in the food court, sitting across

from each other at a little bistro table. Cindy asked me for a bite of

my danish, and I held it up to her mouth. As a joke, I gave her a

little buzz just as she bit into it.

"Mmmm," she said with a smile.

"That good?"

Our eyes met across the top of the Danish, and she nodded. I

slowly increased the power as we continued to stare at each other.

Cindy remained perfectly still with her jaw clenched, holding herself

under strict control, but I could see her pupils get wider and wider and

then contract suddenly as the orgasm hit.

She took a deep breath, glanced around self-consciously, and then

took another bite of my danish as if nothing had happened.

"Having fun?" I asked.

She nodded. "Let's go ride the elevator, shall we?"

The mall elevator is glassed in on three sides, and it was always

occupied as it trundled its way between the two levels. Cindy faced one

corner, looking out at the rows of stores stretching away into the

distance, and I stood right behind her with my groin pressed against her

firm little ass and the remote in my hand. We rode it up and down,

timing Cindy's orgasms for the hustle and bustle of people getting on

and off.

Pretty soon we had it down to a science. With the vibrator on the

lowest setting, Cindy would be slowly brought up to full arousal over a

period of a few minutes or so, until finally she would reach a plateau

where her eyes would be glazed, her breathing heavy, and her cheeks

flushed. At that point, when I dialed up the power her orgasm would be

nearly immediate. A few minutes of rest with the vibrator off, and we

would be ready to start over.

I have to admit, it's more power than any man should ever really

be entrusted with. I spent most of the day with my cock at about half-

mast or higher, and when Cindy was balancing at the edge waiting for me

to send her over I would grind my groin against her shamelessly,

pressing my swollen prick into the cleft of her ass. As you can

probably imagine, it wasn't long before I was just as horny as Cindy

was. Fortunately I had thought to wear loose, pleated slacks.

"My God, you're like the Energizer Bunny," I said, as the doors

closed again. "That was the sixth one since we got on this elevator."

"Someone sounds a little jealous," said Cindy perceptively.

I put my mouth close to her ear and murmured "I'm about ready to

come in my pants."

"So I gather. You should try it, it's fun."

"They don't make those little gizmos for men, unfortunately.

Believe me, I checked."

"I'm sure there are male proctologists working on it as we speak."

"Right. But in the meantime..." I pressed my stiff member

meaningfully against her rear.

She sighed and tilted her head back to talk into my ear. "I guess

you want to go back to the car so I can suck your cock until you explode

in my busy little mouth."

I swallowed hard. It drives me crazy when Cindy starts up with

the dirty talk.

"That would be lovely," I croaked. I glanced furtively around the

elevator, afraid that the waves of lust we were giving off were obvious

to all. When the door opened we stepped out into the mall and headed

for the parking garage.

As we approached the mall exit, I happened to spot a Radio Shack a

few stores farther down on the opposite side. You may well wonder how I

could possibly think of speaker wire at a time like this, and all I can

say is that I was in the process of installing a stereo system in my

study and I was anxious to try it out.

"Let me pop into Radio Shack," I said. "Just take a second."

"OK," said Cindy. "Don't dawdle." I got the impression she was

going to wait for me in the mall.

The store was filled with kids playing with the toys and

computers, and holiday music was blaring. Two boys were racing radio-

controlled cars up and down the congested aisles, and I had to hop over

one of them as I made my way to the back. The wall display was packed

with a million different kinds of wire and cables, and I stood there

scratching my head for a few minutes trying to sort it out. The rock-

and-roll version of "Rudolph the Red-Necked Reindeer" blaring in my ears

didn't help.

"Hey Mister..."

I suddenly realized that the little girl standing next to me was

talking to me.

"Mister, that lady over there is trying to get your attention. I

think she has to go to the bathroom or something."

I whirled around, and sure enough, Cindy was leaning against a

shelf with her legs crossed and a look of pained desperation on her

face.

"Turn it off!" she mouthed.

I fumbled in my pocket for the remote and hit the off button.

Cindy straightened up and took a deep breath.

"What the hell?" I said, walking over to her.

"I came in to pick up some batteries," she said. "And all of a

sudden it went on full power." She stepped back as one of the race cars

came barreling down the aisle, electric motor whining. "I thought you

were doing it, but you weren't even - Yeeeech!"

She bent over and grabbed the shelf again, almost falling to the

floor. I mashed my finger down on the button again, and she stood up

again slowly.

"It's the radio-controlled cars!" I hissed. "They must be on the

same frequency."

"No shit!" she hissed. "Put that thing away will you?"

I realized I was holding the remote out at arm's length and

pointing it directly at Cindy's crotch. I quickly put it back in my

pocket.

"Let's get out of here," I said. "I can buy the wire another

time," I added generously.

I took her arm and led her toward the front. Twice more before we

got out of the store, Cindy stiffened and sucked in her breath and I had

to switch her back off. I noticed that a few people were looking at us

sympathetically.

"She'll be fine," I said. "Just a little too much stimulation

today, with all the crowds and excitement."

Finally we were back in the mall and out of range. As we walked

out to the parking garage, found our car, and got inside, Cindy

maintained an ominous silence.

I started the car, and then said "Sorry about that, hon."

She was staring straight ahead, and didn't answer for a few

seconds. Finally her mouth twitched, and she said "All part of life's

rich pageant, I suppose."

We looked at each other and started laughing. Then she reached

over and turned off the ignition.

"Still want that blow job?"

"Oh mama..."

I slid my seat all the way back and unzipped my pants. My cock

popped up into view, looking as eager and playful as a puppy just let

out into the back yard. Cindy put her hand around the base, pulling it

fully out into view, and then she leaned over and dropped her head into

my lap.

There are times when Cindy likes to take it slow, starting with

playful little nibbles and licks, letting my arousal slowly build as she

stimulates me with a wide variety of oral techniques. This wasn't one

of those times. My cock was immediately engulfed in her mouth, and I

could feel her tongue and throat working as she gathered as much saliva

as possible into her mouth. Then she started pistoning her mouth up and

down like a machine, her lips locked tightly around my shaft.

I leaned back and closed my eyes, nearly overcome by the intensity

of the pleasure. Hours of naughty exhibitionist foreplay in the mall

had left me in a state of supercharged arousal, and I progressed through

the normal stages of male sexual response like a video in fast-forward.

After a very few minutes, I could have sworn that the head of my cock

was swelling up like a balloon.

"Here it comes," I gasped. The warning was just in time. Hot

semen came shooting up out of my balls and into Cindy's mouth in

generous, milky spurts, each one seemingly bigger than the last. Cindy

sucked and swallowed like a trooper, no doubt unwilling to get any

stains on the leather upholstery of her Lexus. Finally she gave my

rapidly-deflating member one last, hard suck, leaving it clean, happy,

and just slightly damp.

"That," I said, zipping up my pants, "was lovely."

"All-in-all, it's been quite a day," she said. "I'll remember

this birthday for years."

I absentmindedly wiped a little dribble of semen off the corner of

her mouth with my finger. Something about her tone was making me

nervous.

"So you're not mad about what happened in the Radio Shack?" I

ventured.

"Water under the bridge, honey," she said with a reassuring smile.

"But just remember, it's only eight-one days until your birthday..."

The End, "Remote-Control Wife"

© Copyright 1998 by DG (dionysian1@hotmail.com)

Author's notes:

1) This is the fourth DG/Cindy story. More will follow,

because I enjoy writing them!

2) You can find all my stories on my web page:

http://baird.pair.com/dg.htm

3) Please email me at dionysian1@hotmail.com if you have any

comments on this story. I reply to all emails.