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At Last! (MC, Mdom, Rom, preg)

By Homer Vargas

vargas111@yahoo.com

An earlier version was proofread by Janey, but she is

not responsible for remaining errors.

<Ouuuuga>

<Ouuuuga>

<Ouuuuga>

Despite her prerogatives -- feminine and divine -- of

doing exactly what she wanted when she wanted to do

it, Aphrodite grudgingly forced herself awake. Why in

Hades' name was the computer system blaring the

emergency alert? Especially at this hour? Especially

when she was so pleasantly full of her divine

husband's divine cock?

And on a Sunday morning?

Her computers were programmed to respond to all but

the most extreme prayers automatically. You didn't

need the Goddess of Love herself to tell an over-eager

man to spend a little more time getting his wife hot

before trying to plunge in. If he hit a brick wall

and deflated, well, it served him right. And if the

woman really needed to get laid, the computer could

give her a few tips on dressing more provocatively and

moving her hips with a little more wiggle. No, no

ordinary mortal lust should have disturbed her sleep.

<Ouuuuga>

<Ouuuuga>

<Ouuuuga>

This was to have been their perfect night. Nowadays

the gods had such hectic schedules and she had planned

everything to be alone with her mate. Hephaestus no

longer had to help out only with forging plows and

swords. Instead, he was the Ultimate Tech Support

when an IT specialist was at the end or her tether.

The last eighteen months had been Hades for her poor

husband, as he had been roped into countless projects

to fix the Y2K problem. The ignominy! The damned

millennium wasn't even numbered after the Olympians,

but who did the prayers come to? The Nazarene? Oh,

no. "My kingdom is not of this world."

Then some Scandinavian trickster had come through and

persuaded all the Olympians to change their computer

systems to avoid the Y2K problem. Now the hardware --

made in Cathay or Zeus knows where -- was all going on

the blink at the same time. And the only response

from the 24-hour 800 number was, "Your call is very

important to us..." And it would be a hot day in

Ultima Thule before one of Loci's "service

representatives" showed up in Hellas. So who did all

the gods call? Her poor Hephaestus..

That came on top or the previous emergency when first

ASSTR and then ASSM had gone down. Millions of porn

fans started inundating the Celestial Server with

demands to see their favorite dirty stories nicely

saved and catalogued ASAP! And when, with the help of

Hephaestus and readers who make contributions at

http://www.asstr.org/donations.html the problem was

solved, did anyone say, "Thanks?"

With all this work, her poor husband was so tuckered

when he staggered back to their celestial palace every

night that it was all he could do to plough Aphrodite

to a few orgasms, fill her with a couple of loads, and

collapse into the arms of Morpheus. It had been weeks

since he had eaten her!

Aphrodite wasn't used to such Spartan sex and wasn't

going to put up with the lack of attention for long.

Aphrodite needed more loving than this and she was

determined to get it! Threatening to make Jove give

back the magic amulet that kept Hera screwing him, at

least occasionally, Aphrodite persuaded the father of

Gods and men to put a thunderbolt into the Forge's

power supply, sending Heph home at mid-afternoon.

She was waiting for him. She had chosen a square cut

tank top and a waist-tied skirt in a Hydra print that

nicely showcased her voluptuous body. Shaking the

raven locks that fell in romantic ringlets to her

alabaster shoulders, she strategically placed a foot

with prettily painted toes clad in a 3 1/2 inch

stiletto-heel T-strap sandal on the base of a column.

[Those Gucci Brothers might be Italian barbarians, but

they knew how to make hot footwear!]. Heph's favorite

golden loops dangled from her ear lobes. The notes of

Orpheus's lyre wafted in from the courtyard. (Ok, it

was only a CD of "Orpheus's Greatest Hits," but it was

always effective in getting Heph in the mood.) The

table was laid with her husband's favorite wines and

ambrosia, but Aphrodite had a bet with herself it

would never be tasted.

She won the bet. boy did she win it!

The Goddess of Love was not surprised to see Heph's

reaction as soon as he saw his divinely hot wife. It

almost tore a hole in his loin cloth "Oh, honey, is

that the Sword of Damocles in your pocket, or are you

just glad to see me?" she asked coyly.

Aphrodite didn't expect a verbal reply and didn't get

one. Instead Heph grunted and lunged for her in a

style to become reminiscent of NFL fullbacks trying

for a fourth and goal from the one. In seconds she

felt herself hefted (or was that Hephted?) and slung

over her divine lover's broad shoulder. Heph might be

lame, but he sure as Hades was making good time toward

the master alcove. He was so sweaty and smelly and

macho, her pussy tingled in giddy, inverted

anticipation.

<thwump>

The goddess was on her back. As her head cleared she

saw Heph drop his loin cloth. Yes! Her offering to

Priapus -- the come from one hundred virgins' first

orgasms -- had been well rewarded; Heph's erection was

as straight and hard and long and thick as she'd ever

seen it. She was going to enjoy this night!

<rip>

'One square-neck tank top, finis, thirty-seven

drachma,' Aphrodite thought.

<pop> <shhhrup>

'Hydra print skirt, sixty-one drachma,' the Goddess

inventoried.

<twang>

'Ouch! That smarted,' she thought. 'Why couldn't he

just pull it down? I would have lifted my butt, if

he'd given me the chance. Oh, well, one black lace

thong, eighteen drachma.'

So, what! Her credit at Nike's Secret was good for a

lot more than one hundred sixteen drachma, plus tax.

Money well spent if it meant she got...

<kersplush>

"Uuuuuu!"

... impaled on Heph's magnificent goddess-pleaser.

"Oh my Zeuuuuuuuuuus!" the goddess bellowed. The

first orgasm hit her before Heph was all the way in.

This was not the kind of foreplay her expert system

advised for reluctant wives, but Aphrodite wasn't

reluctant. Her divine snatch had been wet for hours,

waiting for this moment. When Aphrodite felt

Hephaestus's adamantine prick slide into her sloppy

hole, she thought she had died and gone to .... Wait!

She was an Immortal and she was already in heaven,

but -- whatever! It felt damned good.

First fuck had been around nightfall. By midnight

Aphrodite had been screwed every way known in Greater

Hellas and had come so many times she couldn't think

straight. Who WANTED to think straight? She vaguely

remembered her Hindu friend, Shiva, bragging that she

and Krishna knew thousands more positions, but

Aphrodite didn't give a damn. She had been most

satisfactorily pummeled, pounded, and orgamsed out.

She was one happy goddess when at last she snuggled up

to her sleeping husband, kissed him one last time and

closed her eyes. Not intending to open them again

until ....

<Ouuuuga>

<Ouuuuga>

<Ouuuuga>

Aphrodite tried burrowing deeper into the massive

chest and muscled arm of her sexy husband. Hephaestus

had been fucking her silly since the Indo-Aryans were

a little tribe of nomads and it STILL drove her crazy!

He had the body of a Greek god -- well, he WAS a

Greek god and not a wimpy one like Apollo, either.

No, her Heph was built on the Sylvester Stallone

model; or rather, Rambo was built on the Hephaestus

model! Heph had the equipment that Dark Wanderer

wives dream about and their husbands have nightmares

about. And, by Jove, did he know how to use it!

Maybe this was a bad dream. Cyrphe was supposed to

be night duty, but Aphrodite had seen the horny nymph

giving the eye to one of the young satyrs who kept the

grounds and the Love Goddess didn't need much

imagination to know where SHE was right now. No, this

was no dream. Aphrodite had to take care of this

herself before it woke her darling mate.

The new Answered Prayer 5.0 for Windows 2000 was

supposed to be almost fully automated, she groused

silently as she padded her way along the colonnade to

the IT room. There was no reason for her to have to

attend to all these petitions personally in this day

and age. That's why she had installed the expert

system. At least ninety-nine percent of all the

petitions fell into just four categories:

"Please let him make a move on me."

"Please let her say yes when I make a move on her."

"Please let me be able to get him to use a condom."

"Please let me be able to fuck her without a condom."

"Please don't let me be pregnant."

"Please let her be pregnant."

"Please let me be able to get him to go down on me."

"Please let me be able to get her to give me a blow

job."

Aphrodite had been so happy when the new software

arrived, especially when she saw who delivered it, a

hunky demigod driving a big orange and blue Gods Ex,

(not "Gods' Sex" -- get a grip, girl) chariot. The

young driver went away knowing just HOW grateful the

goddess was for his "service." And when Heph had

installed it for her, she spent more than two nights

thanking him. And now this!

<OUUUUUGA>

<OUUUUUGA>

<OUUUUUGA>

<OUUUUUGA>

The alarm seemed to increase in volume as she sat

down and hit the kill switch.

<OUGA...>

Merciful silence!

Quickly Aphrodite clicked on the diagnostics icon to

see what could have gone wrong. Glancing at the

control screen, she saw it going crazy with wild

hieroglyphics. If this was another trick by one of

her Egyptian colleagues ...!

"INFINITE LOOP: CANNOT PROCESS"

'Not very helpful,' the goddess thought. Briefly

contemplating asking Zeus to hurl a thunderbolt to

blast that impious Microsoft from the face of the

earth, she realized that the U.S. Justice Department

would probably do a more thorough job, anyway.

Quickly she ran a utility to uncover the problem.

This was weird! No, understandable in a way. Two

diametrically contradictory petitions of a maximum

emotional urgency had arrived at the very same

nanosecond, throwing the hapless computer into a

Godelian loop. Quickly Aphrodite pulled up the two

messages on a split screen.

"Oh, shit!" she screamed. "I should have fucking

know! Those two again! I'm going to KILL them!" She

roared. She ground her teeth. Her nostrils flared and

her eyes grew red with rage. Aphrodite was tired --

tired wasn't the word -- she had had it up to her aura

with this pair. Actually, if she could have arranged

it, the troublesome Wonder Woman and Major Steve

Trevor would have been fried decades ago. Since the

'40s of the Twentieth Century Col. Trevor (well, he

was only a Lieutenant, then) had been trying to get

into the star-spangled pants of the Amazon Princess,

who had been fending him off for exactly as long.

Zeus steadfastly refused to thunderbolt Col. Trevor,

pointing out that he was doing only what every

red-blooded mortal and blue-ichored god wanted to do

himself. And he likewise refused to let Aphrodite do

anything to interfere with Wonder Woman's superheroine

career; she took care of dozens of chores that would

otherwise have taken Zeus away from having fun with

half the maidens and all the nymphs in Hellas. Bottom

line: she could do nothing to this dysfunctional

couple -- and zillions of their fans -- who generated

a disproportional amount of the traffic on both her

800 number and the website.

"Steve Trevor and that dammed amazon bitch again!"

she almost screamed. She guessed what had happened

even before she read the simultaneous pleas.

Steve had rescued this "Wonder Woman" -- again -- and

he had hoped to take advantage of it to get into her

pants -- again.

"Please let me score this time."/"Please make him

leave me alone."

Aphrodite had been getting these conflicting prayers

every month or so for years and had long since ignored

them. Couldn't Steve figure it out for himself? The

amazon in the funny red pants, although she certainly

had a body built for fucking, was under a curse that

kept her from doing anything about it. As an Amazon,

if she gave herself to a man, she lost all her super

powers. As an official of the United State

Government, Col. Trevor certainly shouldn't want to

deprive his nation of the services of the sexiest

superheroine in the universe. Unfortunately, as a

man, Col. Steve Trevor wanted nothing more that to

fuck her silly and to Hades with the superpowers.

Because of the curse, Wonder Woman couldn't fuck

Steve, but she'd surely fucked up Aphrodite's

computer. It was the last straw.

With blazing fingers she punched in the numbers on

her cell phone. "Cybernetica! Come here and get me

Eros," the goddess barked at her IT support nymph.

"Yes, Oh yessss. YESSSSS. I'm coming, ... I'm

COMING ... Aieeeeeeeeeee!"

"I mean NOW, Zeusdammit, not when you finish with

whoever you have in there fucking your eyeballs out,

you slut! If you don't get me Eros here in five

minutes, you're going to find out just how it feels to

have Cebrerus fuck you and Phil Phantom write about

it!" the goddess fumed. There was no justice in

Olympus. Athena got the seven cultivated,

well-behaved Muses to do her bidding; Aphrodite got

the seven wanton, misbehaving Fuses to do -- exactly

what they wanted, which was to get laid morning, noon,

and night!

It was closer to ten minutes when a drowsy, slightly

spacey little god flitted into the computer center.

Aphrodite was glowering as she sipped a new beverage

brought to her recently by the AEthiopians, a black

bitter concoction, but one that energized her more

than the ambrosia that Hebe prepared.

"I won't bother asking what took you so long. Didn't

I teach you to wash the pussy juice off face after you

eat a goddess?"

"I was in the middle of making love to my wife," her

son huffed. "And if we go to your alcove I'll bet

we'll find Hepheastus's face needs washing, too. Why

the summons at this ungodly hour, Mom? Aurora doesn't

get up for hours yet?"

"What's it to you? Psyche has you in bed day and

night, anyway."

"I don't want to go into this with you, Mom," Eros

replied wearily.

"Yeah, I know what you want to go into and with

whom," was his Aphrodite's sour reply.

After several more rounds of this sort of sniping

Aphrodite got down to business. "I'm sick of this

Col. Trevor and Wonder Woman screwing up my

communications system. I want a final solution to

this. And since I can't touch Wonder Woman, I've got

and idea for how you can fix Col. Trevor."

"But what can *I* do. Zeus refuses to blast him."

"You are going to get one Col. Steven Trevor, U. S

Military Intelligence -- what an oxymoron -- and one

off-the-reservation amazon, a.k.a. "Wonder Woman" out

of my hair once and for all!"

"You want me to make them fall in love for good?"

"No, you dolt, the amazon bitch must remain a virgin

to deal with alien life forms, supervillains, and

natural disasters. She doesn't deserve it, anyway.

No, you are going to make Col. Trevor fall in love --

really in love -- with someone else. A tennis star, a

CNNfn correspondent babe, an MTV hostess, whom, I

don't really care. Just make sure the woman has the

hots for Trevor, too. He's kind of handsome for a

mortal and deserves a frisky woman to make up for the

frustration he's gone through all these years panting

for the amazon. If you have any trouble finding a

woman who really likes to fuck, ask Janey or Lucinda

or Bronwen; they claim to know plenty. Once Col.

Trevor is in love with someone else, he leaves the

Amazon bitch alone and, voila, everybody's happy."

"Great idea, Mom. I'll put an old arrow through his

heart."

"They don't call me the Goddess of 'Luv' for nothing,

Jr." she smirked. "Just make sure the woman falls in

love with him, too. -- totally, passionately. I don't

want Col. Trevor back here next week because SHE won't

put out for him."

"Don't worry, Mom. I'll get them with my trick shot,

one arrow through both hearts. It'll be a piece of

cake"

"Yeah, wedding cake!" Aphrodite sighed, suddenly

sentimental.

*****

Flying as fast as his chubby little wings would carry

him, Eros was able to arrive in Washington early

Monday afternoon. Big Mistake! Though invisible, he

apparently showed up on the radar at Andrews and

caused them to scramble to intercept the unidentified

aircraft. Then, after dodging ATA missiles, as he

approached the Pentagon he could hardly get through

the constant stream of flights coming into or going

out of Reagan National.

It was Thursday morning before Eros could find Col.

Steve Trevor in the labyrinthine corridors of the

Pentagon. Eros was growing discouraged; he hadn't

even started on finding a woman for him. Then he got

lucky. (Not that way, you perverts. Eros is totally

faithful to his Psyche.) Thank Zeus, there was a

woman in the same office with Col. Trevor. Hmm. Not

a bad looker, though she sure didn't know how to

dress. "Zeus in Olympus!" Eros muttered to himself

when he checked the woman's measurements. "Why look

further? Stevie boy will fall out of his tree when he

sees her naked." This meant Eros didn't need to find

someone else, engineer a chance encounter, etc. He'd

be back in Hellas and in Psyche's sweet snatch in time

for TGIF. Zeus, he was horny!

Aiming carefully, Eros loosed his arrow and watched it

fly, unerringly piercing first the heart of Steve

Trevor and then, that of the woman, Diana

Something-or-Other. The little god grinned and

hovered around to monitor the effects of his

marksmanship.

*****

Steve looked up from his work. An amazing thought

had just occurred to him. That mousy Diana Prince

with a little makeover could be HOT! Why had he never

thought of her that way before. The bun? Pull the

clip and her hair would fall to her shoulders. Those

awful glasses? He had seen a Linda Carter ad for

laser surgery that would correct that. 'Totally

fuckable. I could have some fun with that sexy

broad,' Steve thought, totally forgetting his lifelong

obsession with Wonder Woman.

'I'll get her to wear those tight, hot minis with 4"

heels with an ankle tie and take her clubbing to Los

Amigos del Disco. Hell, with that black hair she

could pass for a Latina. When I twirl her around and

everybody sees she isn't wearing panties, all the men
will be soooo envious,' he smirked. 'And we can go to

all the hockey games and have pizza and beer at the

Calvert Grill.'

'Then in few months when she finds she's going to

have a baby -- heh -heh -- I'll pop the question. Of

course, being totally ape over me she'll say yes yes

yes yes and I'll move us to a big house out near

Dulles. Some dot com company should be willing to pay

an ex-intelligence hot-shot like yours truly enough to

support Mr. and Mrs. Trevor and our six or eight kids.

Oh, yeah, this is going to be perfect!' Steve mused,

not aware that there was anything wrong with having

rewritten his life plan in a matter of seconds.

*****

Diana Prince looked up from her work. She had been

fidgeting in her chair since just after lunch. The

source of her discomfort was near at hand; Col. Steve

Trevor was looking at her again. But that wasn't the

whole story; she felt odd, too, giggly and happy that

he was looking. She had an urge to shake loose her

long hair from its tight bun and let it fall

fetchingly to her shoulders. "Maybe I could duck into

the ladies' room to freshen my lipstick," she thought,

not remembering that she wasn't wearing lipstick. She

was chagrined to think how frumpy she must look to a

dashing man like Col. Trevor in her loose skirt,

nondescript blouse and flats. But , wait! "Of course

I look frumpy. I work hard every morning to look

frumpy. It isn't easy when you have a dynamite body

like mine!"

Then an amazing thought occurred to her. Steve

Trevor, though arrogant and full of himself, taken in

hand by the right woman, like yours truly -- heh heh

-- could be turned into a decent prospect! Why had

she never thought of him that way before. The buzz

cut? Let his hair grow and he'd look like an adult.

Those awful uniforms? Well, he'd probably want to

find a civilian career to impress his new girlfriend

and would, of course, need her help choosing the right

wardrobe. 'I'm going to have so much fun with that

hunk,' Diana thought, totally forgetting her lifelong

obsession with protecting Wonder Woman's virtue.

No, no, she couldn't let herself think like that. She

had always gone out of her way to remain unattractive

to men, especially Steve Trevor, with whom she had to

work. There was no way to avoid his lust for her as

Wonder Woman; she didn't need him hot for Miss Prince,

too. The contradictory thoughts flitted in and out of

her mind.

"You must never give yourself to a man, my child. If

you do, all your powers to help others will desert

you," Diana could hear her mother, Queen Hypolite,

telling her so many years ago. And she'd always been

a good girl, too. Oh, sure, she let herself go a few

times when some overpowered android cock was pounding

her pussy senseless, making her scream in mindless

ecstasy as it attempted to orgasm her into submission.

And she'd let herself go occasionally when the odd

trans-genetic plant had its tendrils deep in her twat,

tickling her clit as it massaged her breasts and sent

shock waves of pleasure through her engorged nipples.

Damn! She could use one of those aroused androids or

a nice horny plant right now! Great Hera! What am I

thinking?'

'Easy enough for you to talk about not giving

yourself to a man,' mother, but you don't have to sit

across from that hunky Col. Trevor. If you did, I'll

bet your pussy would be leaking just like mine is.'

thought the confused woman. Maybe if I rolled my

skirt up a little, Steve could at least see some

ankle. Hera knows I have sexy ankles!'

'I'll bet he'll ask me to the University Club Spring

Ball! I'll dress up in a floor-length taffeta gown

and everyone will stare when we make our entrance.

He'll waltz me around, gliding smoothly over the

floor, adoration shining in his eyes. All the women

will be soooo envious,' she sighed. 'We'll have

season tickets to the National Symphony Orchestra

performances at the Kennedy Center and afterwards

he'll take me to Sweet Georgia Brown for a midnight

champagne dinner.'

'Then in few months, when we are an item in the

Georgetown social circuit, I'll hint how nice it would

be to live together in the city. Of course he'll be

totally ape over me and say yes yes yes yes and move

us into a Georgetown apartment. Some dot com company

should be willing to pay an ex-intelligence hot-shot

like him enough to support me while I get my Masters

in International Business at SAIS. Oh, yeah, this is

going to be perfect!' Diana mused, not aware that

there was anything wrong with having rewritten her

life plan in a matter of seconds.

'Oops' thought Eros. This wasn't going quite as

expected. Eros sympathized with the men of this

strange land. Imagine! A woman with a body like hers

who was in love, but still wanted to have a "career"

instead of staying at home, barefoot and pregnant.

Thank Zeus his Psyche was an old-fashioned girl.

Career? Hades! She had made a career out making

babies. Every year, usually about the time Proserpine

returned from Hades, Psyche presented him with another

adorable little puto. Back during the 16th Century

when they were in such demand as models for Renascence

Masters, Psyche was popping out litters of two and

three per year, but recently she had decided one per

year was enough to keep her occupied. It made Eros

horny all over again thinking about his lovely Psyche

back home, their most recent infant parked on her

pregnant belly, nursing, her holding the wings of a

little cherub just learning to fly, her seeing the

little puti off to pre-gymnasium every morning.

This Ms. Price was totally different. You didn't

have to be Dr. Ruth to figure out that after the

second Capitals game Diana sat trough and the second

time Diana dragged Steve to see Ethan Steifle and the

ABT, the lovers would be at each other's throats.

'They need a little more in common,' the god grinned.

Carefully Eros put away the gold-tipped Romantic Love

arrow and withdrew a larger iron-tipped one dipped in

quicksilver. 'The Carnal Lust arrow never fails!' he

reflected. Even lust needed to be fine-tuned,

however. Generally it was enough to increase the

woman's libido by several factors. A man would put up

with a lot of ballet from a woman who wanted to fuck

his brains out every night. Hmm. A quick scan showed

that the Diana woman already had a roaring libido, but

was holding it in check for some reason. Never mind,

he'd just make her forget her reasons and let the good

times roll!

'Oh, that's not good!' Eros thought, continuing his

mindscan. The woman had an aversion to giving head.

Oh, well, that could be fixed, too. 'With a few

little adjustments in Diana, Col. Trevor is going to

realize that he'll never find a hotter woman and he'd

better treat her right,' Eros reasoned.

Then he turned to making sure Col. Trevor DID treat

her right. A little adjustment of Steve's

quantity/quality ratio was in order. Better change

the desired setting from 10 minutes, 15 times pre week

to something Diana would enjoy better: say, three

hours, five times a week 'I'll install a

woman-comes-first rule and -- what's this? Oh, the

silly man, thinks he doesn't like to eat pussy? Well,

that's easy to fix. Col. Trevor's woman is going to

realize that she'll never find a better man and she'd

better treat him right,' Eros reasoned.

Suddenly, before Eros could get off his shot, Diana

sat upright, realizing where her thoughts were taking

her. She had to get away from Steve before she did

something foolish! Pushing back her chair, Diana

bolted for the door. She felt slightly more in

control as she hurried out onto the immense parking

lot and found her Neon. Wow, that was a close call,

she reflected. She could never recall being so

excited in her life, but it was more than horniness.

She needed a man, but even more she needed one man --

Steve. Steve, who had lusted for her as Wonder Woman

all these years, never marrying, never having other

girlfriends, always loyal to Wonder Woman. Diana's

heart was melting. And now he was looking at her the

same way -- her, mousy, drab Diana, not his sex

fantasy. A glance can tell a girl so much. Poor

Steve! He was trying to tell her, trying to

communicate. There was love in his eyes, devotion.

"Oh, Steve, you'd be so perfect -- if I could only

have you!"

Diana's eyes were filled with tears when she arrived

at her Wisconsin Ave. apartment. "Why do I have to be

Wonder Woman? Why do I have to be temerarious and

rush off to save people and countries and planets?

Why can't I have a man -- at last! Oh Hera, I've got

to come!"

Always determined to overcome her need to masturbate,

Diana did not possess a vibrator or even a dildo.

Hades, she had used her only cucumber in last night's

salad!. Nothing mattered. Minutes later she was

spawled on her bed with her legs wide apart, furiously

finger fucking herself. "Oh God, Steve," moaned the

imperious Amazon "TAKE ME!"

*****

"What had gotten into Diana?" Steve wondered. Oh,

she had probably gotten uncomfortable from his staring

at her, poor thing. He should apologize. He raced

after her, but she had disappeared. He had no idea

where she lived. Well, he didn't work for Military

Intelligence for nothing. It took him less than an

hour to hack into Pentagon personnel files and find

the address. Smiling, Eros flew along behind as

Steve's Miata screamed along Rock Creek Parkway.

*****

"Diana, I have to talk to you!" Steve shouted,

pounding on the door of her apartment when she didn't

answer his insistent ringing of the bell.

"I can't. Not now. Go away, Steve," Diana replied,

using all her will power not to open up and fling

herself in his arms.

'Perfect angle,' thought Eros. 'One immaterial

Carnal Lust arrow through the genitals. Yes!'

Suddenly Diana felt funny. Great Hera! She had just

come a half dozen times before Steve arrived. She

thought the worst was over. It was breaking her

heart, but loyalty to her calling as Wonder Woman was

strong. She would NOT open the door. Now she knew

she was wrong. The desire she had felt for Steve

before was still there, but there was something new.

She needed a cock! A man's cock! In her pussy!

Desperately! At this instant! If she was going to

give herself to anyone, it might as well be Steve.

She opened the door.

It this were a cartoon, instead of a serious piece of

erotic literature, we would depict the ensuing scene

as a rapidly spinning blur with pieces of clothing

being ejected from time to time. "Steve, darling,

HURRY!" Diana wailed. Nothing in his training

prepared Steve to handle a woman this hot, but

something about him rose to the occasion. Minutes

later his cock was buried deep in Diana's pussy and

the ravaged woman was bellowing for more. There would

be Hell to pay at the next meeting of the Condo

owners' association, Diana knew.

'Mission accomplished,' thought Eros as he banked and

headed East.

*****

The following morning Aphrodite was standing at the

doorway of her mansion and inquiring, "How did it go?"

A slightly jet-lagged, very Psyche-welcomed little

god scanned her face before replying. She seemed to

be in a better mood than Sunday morning when she sent

him out on that crazy mission.

You'd better believe she was! Aphrodite could

compartmentalize. Once she had turned off the alarm

and dispatched her son that morning, she headed back

to the alcove. Hephaestus was still asleep. He

didn't remain that way long! She licked her favorite

part of his body until it was rigid and gleefully

flung herself on him. By the time Hephaestus was

fully awake, Aphrodite was mewing through her second

orgasm so loud it disturbed the peace of the souls in

the Elysian Fields.

For the next few hours the divine lovers ran through

a reprise of the previous night. By noon Aphrodite

knew she was going to be entitled to a refund from

Hebe on all that ambrosia she had ordered. They never

made it to the table. One of the Muses put it this

way:

With no need of philter,

Hephaestus had filled her,

And then he had eaten his fill of her fill.

Then she had partaken

Of his filling filler.

A nice little fillip, a swill.

It gave new meaning to "breakfast in bed."

The rest of the week Aphrodite basked in the

afterglow of that incredible day -- and night.

Hephaestus staggered into the forge late on Monday

morning with a goofy grin on his face that left no

doubt among the other smiths that the boss had a GOOD

weekend. When Hermes showed up later in the day with

a bouquet of flowers sent by his fuck-happy wife, the

guys teased him, but they were really jealous as all

Hades. Aphrodite just sat at her computer all week

with a big satisfied smile on her face clicking

"Granted," "Granted," "Granted," to all the petitions,

even that disastrous one from Monica -- how

embarrassing!

The dreamy smile on his mother's face gave Eros the

nerve to recount his experience. He told how he had

almost been shot down by the jets from Andrews and how

he had gotten lost in all those corridors at the

Pentagon looking for Col. Trevor. "Time was running

out, but then I got lucky. It turned out there was a

very pretty woman working in the very same office next

to Col. Trevor. It took two arrows. But I did it."

Eros concluded proudly

"In the same office?" Aphrodite asked apprehensively.

"What was her name?"

"Diana something. I just got a glimpse at her ID

tag. King? No, ... Duke? No, ... Ah! Prince.

Diana Prince. She looked pretty intell--"

"Diana Prince!" Aphrodite burst out. "You idiot!

You nincompoop! Only the son of that dimwit, Ares

could be so ignorant. Why did I let him get me

pregnant that night? You don't know who Diana Prince

IS??? Don't you read comic books like other boys?

No, of course you don't, you stupid little fucker.

That minx Psyche has you in bed all the time screwing

out what few brains you have left. You know I've

never liked her; she's too old for you. I'll have the

furies hound you both for a century for this. I'll

...."

*****

Mrs. Diana Trevor looked around to make sure no one

saw her before she lifted the rear of the Cherokee and

slid it into a parking space at the mall, never having

gotten the hang of parallel parking. She was glad her

mother had been wrong, about her superpowers, or at

least misleading. Queen Hypolite hadn't exactly said

she would lose her super powers, rather that she would

no longer have them to help humanity.

So true! Diana found she needed everything the magic

girdle and golden lasso could give her just to manage

the big house, run the office of Steve's consulting

business, ferry Britany and Jennifer to soccer

practice, pick Laurel up from Tae Kwan Do, deliver

Helen to morning kindergarten and fetch her at noon,

take Sara and Sole to the pediatrician for their

two-year check up, and nurse little Margaret. Maybe,

just maybe, she thought, rubbing the bulge in her

tummy, if this one were Steve, Jr., at last, she might

get a break from baby making for a while. She doubted

it, however, knowing how well Steve liked seeing the

way her pregnant belly stretched the red Lycra tights

when he dressed her up like Wonder Woman.

The End

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