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THE USUAL WARNINGS:

This is a work of fiction by a twisted mind. If you

are offended by graphic descriptions of natural and/or

unnatural sexual acts, if you are underage, or if this

type of material is illegal where you are, don't read

any further.

This is a fantasy. You will have to loosen your clench

on reality a little when you read it. This is a tale in

which physical acts and human responses are not limited

to, nor necessarily based in, reality. Some acts and

responses in this story may be physically impossible

and/or physiologically improbable.

Also, as is the case with most of the stories in this

newsgroup, all the women in this story are beautiful -

gorgeous, even. Gravity has not caused breasts to

droop nor have wrinkles creased unblemished faces. The

men (the leading men, at least) are hung like bulls.

They can get it up and keep it up often and at will.

In this special little fantasyland, there are no STDs,

morals, or unwanted pregnancies. Guilt is a four-

letter word. Most important of all, neither strength

of character, courage of convictions, nor moral belief

stand a chance against any erotic stimulus. This can

be as benign as an accidental glimpse of a bared ankle

or as stimulating as a whipping on the genitals.

For those of you who didn't understand the preceding

statements, GO AWAY!

This story is intended for the salacious entertainment

of consenting adults. Do not try to do any of the

things described in this story. You could injure

yourself or your partner, be arrested, or shot by her

father....

If you are under 18 years of age, GO AWAY! This story
will burn your eyeballs and fry your brain.

If material of a strong sexual nature is prohibited

where you are, GO AWAY!

By continuing, the reader accepts all responsibility

for any disgust, revulsion, jail sentences, or pleasure

that results from reading this story. If you don't, GO

AWAY!

You have been warned!

If you enjoy this story and feel the urge to post it on

a <free> site, at least give me (NightShade) credit for

it.

So, stick your tongue firmly in your cheek and enjoy

the story!....:)

NightShade













A Deer in the Headlights (MF, F/car, BDSM)

Chapter 01

by NightShade

11/99

"A deer caught in the headlights of an onrushing

truck." That was the image that stuck in my mind like

the red clay of Alabama sticks to a clean car.

Actually, Alabama clay is what started it all, now that

I think of it. We were short-handed at the office, and

I had been working double shifts, managing both the

regional office and doing a lot of the fieldwork for a

nation-wide insurance agency. One of the suspicious

claims I had to investigate was way the Hell out in the

Northeast corner of Alabama near the headwaters of the

Cache River. That doesn't have anything to do with the

rest of the story, other than the fact that it had been

raining steadily up there for about a week. The mud on

what passed as roads into the area was thick and

sticky.

Of course, it worked out that I had to take my personal

car. The only functioning company car had been totaled

by a herd of stampeding chickens (the honest to God's

truth, I swear. But then, Headquarters didn't believe

me, either...) earlier in the week, another reason I

was short handed. Worse, I could only get up there on

my one day off for the month. When I did get there and

finally located the "client," the claim was bogus, to

top it all off. The guy filing the claim couldn't have

kept his facts straight if he had a ruler to help him.

Not that he would have known what all the little

numbers on it were for...

Although not native born, I did know enough about the

area to understand that if you left that sticky clay on

the car, it would soon become a permanent part of the

vehicle. So as soon as I got home, I immediately

washed and waxed my `baby,' paying particular attention

to the undercarriage and wheel wells, a dirty job even

without the clay that was caked into every nook and

cranny. My baby, my jewel was a mint condition classic

Jaguar. Low and sleek, a car with character. A car

with a real hood ornament, not some wimpy plastic stick-

on.

Perhaps now you can understand why it was so easy for

me to be in a really piss-poor mood that day. Besides,

as much as I love my car, washing and waxing it is not

something I particularly like to do. When I spend that

much time rubbing anything, I prefer it to be a certain

part of my own body. Or better yet, someone else's who

is also rubbing mine.

To further set the stage, when I had arrived back home,

I found that my wife of 25 years had left a cryptic

note on the table for me to find upon my return. In it

she informed me that Momma needed her, and she didn't

know when she would be back. `Momma' lived four states

away in the Texas panhandle. She was the single most

demanding person I had ever known in my life and was

only woman I knew who made my wife seem pleasant by

comparison. Oh yeah, there was not a scrap of food

left in the house, either. She thought Momma might

need something, so she had taken everything with her,

right down to the salt shakers and dish soap. She must

have needed a fucking moving van to get all that shit

to Momma's house.

I never realized how much noise my wife made around the

house until the silence slammed into me that evening.

I was getting out of the shower, had slipped into a

pair of torn old boxers and an even older T-shirt, and

was sitting on the edge of the bed. I had my Dockers

shorts in one hand and my belt in the other, but I was

so weary, I just couldn't bring myself to finish

dressing. I was tired of the rat race at work, tired

of the traffic, tired of the responsibilities that come

with the middle-class lifestyle. A mortgage, car

payments, insurance. When you think about it, all you

do is work to buy things. Then you worry yourself to

death that someone will take them from you. When do

you ever really get a chance to enjoy them, anyway? I

sure as Hell didn't know. I was still waiting! I let

the silence wash over me, comforting me in its solid

embrace.

It took a while before I realized there was something

wrong. The silence wasn't silent. I was almost too

tired to care, but there was a nagging alarm going off

in the back of my head. I tried to listen carefully,

but the sound was too faint to pin down. I collapsed

back onto the bed and was almost asleep.

Then I heard it. Psst-psst .... psst-psst. Water-

sounds. They came and went, and it took me a while to

identify them and then even longer to realize the

potential dangers they represented. There shouldn't

have been any water-sounds in the house with just me

there. God help me if a pipe broke. I was hoping for

a stuck toilet, but it didn't sound like that was it.

I was rousted out of my near-catatonic state by the

possibility of having to explain any spurious water

stains to my in-house inquisitor. She considered her

precious wallpaper and other whatnots more valuable

than national treasures. A fast, but thorough search

of the house revealed nothing, much to my relief.

The sounds were still there, however, coming and going

with an almost recognizable rhythm. It bugged the shit

out of me, not being able to place the pattern. I knew

I was tired, but I prided myself on being pretty damn

sharp and on being able to figure most things out

faster than most other folks. This simple little noise

eluded definition and it was not making my foul mood

any better.

I went into the kitchen in search of a possible leak in

the plumbing in that room - although it was hardly ever

used. My wife only seemed to use those facilities to

celebrate presidential elections and lunar eclipses.

Then something caught my eye and I glanced out the

window.

I totally fucking lost it.

Some idiot - my neighbor idiot, specifically - had

turned on a fucking lawn sprinkler and aimed it right

smack dab at my freshly washed and waxed car.

A little background here might help. We, my neighbor

and I, were the only two dupes unfortunate enough to

have purchased houses in this particular development

before the developer went bankrupt. Actually, the

builder had gambled the town would grow out this way,

but, lucky guy that he wasn't, it didn't. So my

neighbor and I were the only ones in this secluded cul-

de-sac. And I mean secluded. The nearest buildings,

other than the odd farmer's outhouse or hunting cabin,

were over 6 miles away.

As part of the developer's bankruptcy, I had been able

to quietly pick up all the other lots in the

development using a dummy corporation. That little

tidbit has nothing to do with the story, either, but,

hey, I got a deal on the land, and if I can't brag

about it every anonymous chance I get, it would be

worth less than it actually is, which is almost

nothing.

We had electricity and telephone, but there were no

other utilities out this far. That meant we used well

water to do everything, like water the lawn and wash

the car. The water that came out of the ground around

here may not have been toxic, but it was damn close.

The shit was so laden with minerals, it could spot a

leopard, not to mention what it would do to my freshly

waxed car. So when I say I lost it, you can understand

why. Right, guys?

I didn't even think about what I was doing. I charged

over to my neighbor's front door and started pounding

on it with both fists. I know now I must have been a

frightful visage - half dressed, bare foot, uncombed

hair still plastered down from my shower, my belt in

one hand, my pants in the other, red-faced, angry,

yelling and pounding on the door. I'm surprised she

opened it at all.

I was so mad, I didn't even notice her then. I

couldn't even speak coherently. I remember looking

past her for her prick of a husband. Somehow she

communicated that he wasn't home, so I grabbed her by

the arm and dragged her out into the middle of their

front yard. I was gesticulating, waving my arms like a

madman, and grunting like an enraged elephant.

Eventually she understood what had enraged me. She

walked over to the sprinkler and reversed the setting

of the sweep to properly cover their yard. Which

promptly soaked me, as I was still standing in the

middle of their yard.

It's funny now, looking back, but then, well, then I

did something that changed my life - and hers. I don't

remember it as clearly as she does, but if she can

laugh about it now, I suppose I can, too. It would be

nice to say I had stayed in control of myself, that I

was calm and cool, and made a joke out of getting

sprayed by the sprinkler. Big deal, right? It's just

water....

Wrong. I went berserk. She told me later that I got

this strange, maniacal look in my eyes. She admitted

she was truly frightened for her safety, as well she

should have been. I stood there for several seconds,

head-cocked, staring at her with this wild look in my

eyes, a bloodlust coursing through me that I had never

experienced previous. I wanted some serious revenge, I

wanted a serious response. I was deadly serious.

For some unknown and still unexplained reason, she

giggled. That part I remember, only to me it seemed

more like a guffaw, a taunt. It was a big mistake. It

was the last straw, apparently.

I charged at her faster than my wife with a new credit

card. She was totally unprepared for my on-rush, and

that's the picture I remember to this day. A deer

caught in the headlights of an on-coming vehicle. It

knows it's dead, and it just sort of gives up and

stands there. Like she did.

I'm not a big man when you compare me to some of the

bubbas we have up here in the backwoods, but I hold my

own. At just over 6 feet, I towered over her 5'1"

stature. The adrenaline was flowing as I grabbed her,

sat down on the grass, flung her across my lap, and

proceeded to raise my hand. It still held my belt, and

it was poised to strike, held up over my head.

"Please, sir, not the belt. Please don't use your

belt."

Those were the only words she spoke, and somehow, they

penetrated the denseness of my bloodlust. I dropped

the belt and proceeded to beat the tar out of her ass.

Somewhere between when my hand was over my head and the

time it landed solidly on her tight little butt, the

old memory cells in my brain kicked back in.

Apparently this was one of life's little episodes they

wanted to be conscious of for a long time. To be able

to replay over and over.

I remember she struggled as best she could until that

first blow landed. Between the surprise and my size I

was too much for her, though. I don't know what I

intended to do, but I felt as if the dam had burst and

she was going to get the benefit of every frustration

in my life up that point.

I didn't hold back on that first strike. The sound of

my hand colliding with her gluteus maximus sounded like

a rifle shot. In the amount of time it took for the

pain from my hand to reach my brain, the fight was gone

from her. She stiffened slightly, I heard an

infuriatingly soft "Oooooh!" and then she just relaxed

over my lap.

Well, relaxed isn't quite the word. She sort of wedged

her ass up in the air, like she was begging for more.

I know it's impossible, but that tight little butt of

hers was looking at me with an attitude that said, "Go

ahead. Give me your best shot." She swears she didn't

say anything. But her pert little ass was speaking for

her, loud and clear, and it really ticked me off.

I lit into her behind like there were fire-ants on a

baby. I hit my target fast, hard, often and

everywhere. It must have been around the fifteenth or

sixteenth swat that I felt something spray me in the

face when my hand connected. At first I thought it was

piss, but a quick investigation of my boxers told me it

wasn't mine. There was a distinctly musky metallic

odor wafting up from her upended bottom. I was not

totally unfamiliar with that smell nor its origins, but

I was totally unprepared for her to be enjoying this.

The little minx had climaxed on my lap.

As I continued to paddle her resilient cheeks with my

bare hand, she shifted slightly, managing to massage

the outside of my thigh with her tits. With every

squirm she made as I walloped her butt, she ground her

nipples into the bare skin of my leg and rubbed her

upper arm against my cock. Which was, by this point,

extremely hard. She continued to cum about every ten

or so swats, and her shorts were by now so dripping wet

that the spray was flying with each blow. This woman

was cumming like a river. And the smell that filled

the immediate area of their front lawn was like a fine

perfume.

Pausing, I rested my hand on her warmed ass cheeks.

When I pressed down a certain way, I could hear her

juices make a squishing noise. I felt along the leg

openings of her shorts, running my finger through the

rivulets of cum trickling down onto the grass.

I wasn't totally immune to the sexual connotations of

the situation, nor was I totally ignorant that this

type of thing could happen on those rare occasions. I

had always thought it was pretty well limited to the

realm of fantasy and the outrageous stories I read on

the Internet news groups. Having something like this

drop into my lap (pun intended) was completely

unexpected and I really wasn't sure what to do next.

Honest!

You have to understand something at this point. My

wife had retired from a professional position at a

large bank five years after we were married so she

could raise the kids. Problem was, she seemed to

forget that in order to have kids, you have to have

sex. To fuck and be fucked. Somehow that small detail

seems to have escaped her notice. It ended up that the

only one getting screwed at our house was I.

For years I tried. God knows I tried. Everything. I

was loving, I was tender, whatever. Hell, I was young,

horny and desperate. I would have done anything and

probably did. But after a while, it became clear that

the pearly gates were closed forever. After five

years, she was done. My constant craving for sex

changed to an occasional urge and then morphed into the

quiet bitterness of life that I had known the last 15

or so years.

Yes, you got that right. I hadn't had sex for going on

twenty years. I knew my right hand really well, but

other than that, I was celibate.

In the space of a week after her `retirement' from

sexual activity, my wife had changed from the beautiful

woman I had married into a younger spitting image of

Momma. Well, almost. Momma was still uglier. I

swear, the little button nose I had planted so many

kisses upon actually hooked out and down. It scared

the shit out of me for months after when I woke up in

the morning. Her tits - I distinctly remember she had

a very nice pair when we married - now applauded when

she did aerobics. When she did aerobics, you could

hear them clapping and flapping up and down as she did

her workout. Otherwise, they laid flat on her chest,

two empty bags thinner than my wallet the day before

payday. She had somehow managed to suck the life out

of them just as she had our marriage.

She had a pair of purple Lycrar bicycle shorts she

loved to wear around the house. I do not exaggerate

when I say that those shorts made her butt look like a

giant California prune, complete with wrinkles and the

crease down the middle. It didn't tighten up when she

bent over, either. I still shudder when I picture her

in those shorts.

Like I said, I did my best for a while to please her,

thinking if she were satisfied she would reciprocate.

I never found out if that theory was true or not, as,

try as I might, I never heard the slightest moan or

even flinch from that corpse-like catatonic body that

lay beside me in bed at night. I probed and prodded

with fingers and tongue for months in search of her

magic button, but I never did find it. I would lay

odds that if she ever had one, Momma had it cut off for

her.

The odor drifting up from the squirming woman on my lap

was nothing like the stench I remembered emanating from

my wife. What emanated from her was more like swamp

gas when the skunks are mating, not to mention the

revolting taste. It tasted like she wiped her ass the

wrong direction, not that I actually knew what shit

tasted like.

I was not surprised to learn later that she did wipe

the wrong way. Surprisingly, she never got a vaginal

infection that I can recollect. Apparently, all the

noxious germs in her bowel had declared her cunt a

hostile environment and stayed the Hell away.

Eventually, I did the same, as well. Of course when I

learned later of her poor hygiene, that helped explain

the painful burning sensations I had had for the first

five years of our wedded bliss and the bouts of

projectile vomiting I experienced the day after

sticking my tongue into that cesspool....

So, you may well ask, as I often did myself, why the

Fuck did I stay with that horrid woman? That's an easy

question to answer.

Fear.

Total abject fear that came from knowing with certainty

the horrible consequences of divorcing or even

separating from her.

You see, Momma had three children: Two sons and my

wife. Momma had made her fortune early and often by

gutting and filleting a series of foolish, rich

husbands. Two died paupers, one died mysteriously, and

the other three were still in the loony bin. At the

state's expense, of course. Momma had cleaned them all

out, then dumped them, if they were still alive. My

wife had learned her lessons well, she had just picked

the wrong horse. For all practical appearances, I was

in no hurry to get rich, dead or crazy. It was just

about the only means of revenge I had. Not to mention

survival.

Her two brothers were the only men I knew who

considered the institution of marriage a legitimate

profit center for their business. Well, other than the

Catholic Church. They were divorce lawyers. Figures,

right? More pain and suffering only meant higher fees

for them, and Heaven help the other side. They were

vicious, cutthroat amoral assholes. But I already told

you they were lawyers, didn't I. Sorry to repeat

myself.

With those two and Momma backing her, my wife, in her

oh-so-delicate manner, informed me on the day after our

wedding night that any attempt to divorce her would

result in my instantaneous transportation to the state

of abject poverty. The same went for philandering and

debauchery. Now, while I was in no apparent hurry to

get rich, I was in even less of a hurry to be poor.

That sucks, big time! Been there, done that, so to

speak.

There were too many raucous tales of their vicious

courtroom battles that had been re-told in gruesome

detail around the annual Christmas dinner for me to

doubt the outcome of any proceedings I might undertake

against her and them. Those haunting images of

eviscerated marriages were just too real to afford me

any hope for a way out of this marriage prior to death

doing us part. So I took the small revenges I could.

I refused promotions at my job and carefully hid my

investments in dummy corporations, mostly out of state

or off shore. Like the land I mentioned earlier.

Shit, I'm not stupid, just trapped!

You, however, are probably thinking about now that I

sure the fuck am too stupid. Here I am, in a sex-

charged situation the likes of which will probably

never happen to me again, and I'm telling you about

California prunes. So why the Hell didn't I just fuck

her right then and there on the front lawn? I hear

what you're thinking.

Well, two reasons, asshole. One, it would make a

really short, predictable story. You can get that

anywhere else in this newsgroup. Two, I really was

serious when I said I didn't know what to do next. I

was scared to continue, and petrified not to.

She felt me feeling her wetness and became a little

shy, I guess. She put her hands back to push mine away

from her, but I would have none of that. For one, I

wasn't quite done wailing on her butt, yet. Secondly,

her upper arm moved away from my cock, and I missed the

warm fuzzy feelings it had been giving me. That pissed

me off all over again, but as you have probably figured

out by now, it was just that kind of a day for me.

Everything pissed me off.

I snagged my belt from where it had fallen when I

dropped it and looped it around both her forearms. I

cinched it tight, looped it twice more and tied off the

end. It was a pretty thick belt so it wasn't a great

tie job. She could have been loose in three seconds if

she wanted. It's hard to tie a knot in a good belt, so

the end of it was just sort of tucked under and folded

over. It would hold, but only for as long as she

cooperated.

Tying her arms like that moved her biceps back into

contact with my own hard muscle. When she realized I

had tied her arms behind her back, it was as if a

switch had been thrown. I thought she had been

sexually aroused before. Shit, now I could literally

feel her quivering with sexual energy as she lay across

my legs. It was as if, by tying her up, she could let

it all loose. She had no option left to resist, and I

was free to do to her and with her whatever I chose. I

don't think she exactly understood that at the time. I

sure as Hell didn't, but that didn't stop me from

taking advantage of the situation.

I started spanking her again, this time with slow

deliberation. My frenzy was passed. When my hand

would get tired, I would rub her thighs, feeling and

marveling at the silky smoothness of her skin and the

continued wetness of her sex. At first she resisted

the insertion of my hand in between her legs, but soon

she allowed me to feel her freely, wherever I wanted.

And I wanted a lot!

When I couldn't lift my hand anymore, I stopped her

punishment. We were both breathing hard, and I sat

there for a while getting my breath back. My anger was

sated and my hand throbbed. So did my cock. I can

only imagine what her ass felt like. It must have been

hotter than a two-dollar pistol. The color of the skin

I could see below the bottoms of her shorts was a deep

red and radiated heat. Her breathing made her tits,

still hard-pressed against my thigh, massage her erect

nipples into my skin. I could feel their hardness

through her thin shirt.

I don't recall her crying out or screaming throughout

the entire spanking. I do remember hearing groaning

and panting and the tiny little gasps of `Oh-Oh-Oh!' I

had read about those sounds women make in the newsgroup

stories as signifying an orgasm in progress. What I do

remember, and I find this the most amazing part, was

that I had not ejaculated during all of this. Maybe it

was that fact that pushed me to do what I did next. I

truly don't know why I did something so out of

character. But I did, and it turned out to be the most

memorable thing I had ever witnessed in my life.

Leaving her arms tied behind her back, I leveraged her

backwards so she was on her knees. Standing up, I

helped her up onto her own feet. I started leading her

over to my property. When she realized where I was

taking her, she suddenly stiffened in fear. Somehow

being tied up in the open with a strange man was OK,

but going over to his house scared her? Huh? I don't

even pretend to understand `em, women confuse the Hell

out of me...

I turned and glared at her, not saying a word. The

wild look came back to me easily as I still did not

have a firm grip on my sanity. She lowered her gaze in

resignation and sighed. I led her like a lamb to the

slaughter over to the door to my garage. In the

cupboard just inside the door, I located a large beach

towel and held it up to her mouth.

"Open!"

She opened her mouth with a startled look and took the

towel. I think she was expecting to get fucked.

I pointed to the car. "Dry it off!"

She protested. With her mouth full, however, it was

difficult for her to talk. That was something I would

have to remember in the future! When I continued to

glare at her and point at the car, she finally turned

around and made motions for me to release her hands. I

wasn't quite ready to do that yet.

I shook my head. "No hands. Now get busy!" I barked

the words like I was giving instructions on a noisy

construction site.

She turned and looked at me. Again with those eyes! I

almost gave in but I held firm. She made her way

slowly over to my car. She looked back a couple of

times to see if I would give in, but I just stood

there, glaring.

Suddenly I gasped, short of breath, but this time not

from exertion. My neighbor's wife looked better the

farther away she got from me. That had nothing to do

with her beauty, but rather with my eyesight at my age.

She had just moved into clear focus. I had recently

hit that age where my arms were no longer long enough

to read the newspaper. I had glasses, but detested

wearing them for around the house stuff. It wasn't

vanity. I could never keep them clean. Now I wished I

had them on.

She stood about 5'1", like I said before. She was a

brunette, with wavy shoulder length hair. Even after

all she had been through being over my lap, her hair

just seemed to be perfectly in place. If she weighed

105 lbs., she would have to have been holding sack of

groceries while standing on the scale. It was no

wonder I could manhandle her so easily. I began to

worry if I had hurt her when I hauled her around so

roughly.

Her breasts were pushed forward by the position of her

arms, but what I could see would have been ample for a

woman with a larger frame. With them jutting out like

they were, young, firm and high on her chest, it looked

almost cartoonish. Each was a good hand's full and

then some, and she had great nipples. That I could see

clearly. Her hips flared slightly in a girlish

fashion, as if she had not fully matured. But her

magnificent ass, the one I had just pulverized, was

exactly that. Magnificent. High, firm, rounded nicely

and it had a great jiggle as she walked. The kind of

ass that could get a man fired for pinching it if it

were on a co-worker. Or rubbing it. Or just having to

worship it. Truly, a great ass.

I had already spent a great deal of time caressing the

smooth skin of her thighs, but seeing them under her,

supporting her, put them in a whole new perspective.

They really did go from here to there. The proverbial

never-ending legs. And each one ended in what the

Victorians would have called a `well-turned ankle.'

(That's not a sports medicine term for an injury, by

the way.) Even her toes looked suckable, and I had

never, ever understood that particular fetish. Then

again, you've never seen what grew in between my wife's

toes....

She must have heard me gasp, as she had stopped and was

watching me stare at her. She seemed pleased with my

reaction, or perhaps that I had finally noticed her at

all. I motioned for her stop where she was and to

wait. I dashed into the house and grabbed my glasses

and one of the pieces of office equipment I have to

keep with me.

She blushed when she saw me coming back out of the

house with my glasses on. It was very becoming. I

moved closer - now that I could see her clearly! - and

noticed she had beautiful expressive brown eyes. I

motioned for her to go ahead and start drying off my

car. She pleaded with me with those eyes.... Damn

those eyes. I almost gave in.

When I didn't, she carefully laid the towel down on the

hood (the bonnet, for our UK readers) of the car. At

first she used her forehead to rub the towel over the

surface of the metal, but the folds in the large towel

thwarted her efforts. However, I wasn't paying much

attention to how good a job she was doing on the car.

My attention was riveted to her luscious body. When

she bent over to press her forehead to the towel,

gravity exerted its own forces on her tits, making them

hang down to the full extent of their magnificence.

They were each a hands full, but only if you could palm

a basketball. Well, maybe a volleyball. OK, OK.

Croquet ball. But that's the absolute truth. Nice

tits and a great firm jello-like action when she tried

to rub the car.

My own reaction was painfully evident as it was

sticking out of the fly of the torn boxers. I still

had not cum, and I knew the slightest touch would make

me erupt. My terrible mood had evaporated in the heat

of my burning lust. I hadn't noticed her looking back

at me from her bent over position, but I did notice she

suddenly got very involved with rubbing the car, using

her whole body to try to move that towel. It was at

that point that I guess she decided to get a little

back at me. She really started to put on a show for

me.

She started by grasping an edge of the towel and

standing up straight, so that the cloth fell down and

unfolded along her body in a single thickness. That

towel had never looked so good.

Then she moved to the driver's side window. Keeping

the edge of the towel in her mouth, she pressed

forward, forcing her tits against the window, with that

lucky towel trapped between her body and the window.

She then moved them over and over and around and around

the glass, again using her whole body in a writhing

motion. I noticed that she spent a long time on the

edges of the window, where they seated into the weather-

stripping. At first I thought she was being careful,

then I noticed she was using her nipples and brushing

them over and over the uneven surfaces, using the edge

to flip them back and forth. She was really getting

into - and off on - the job of drying my car. Well,

two could play that game.

I lifted the piece of office equipment I had brought

out with me and aimed it at her. I fired five shots at

her point-blank before she looked up and noticed.

Those little digital cameras don't make much noise, but

I was getting into it now. Anyway, the shots I got of

her were hot. She came across through the lens like

the sexiest vixen imaginable. I only hoped the jpegs

would be as hot. She saw the camera in my hand when

she looked back at me. I saw a brief flash of what

could have been fear, quickly replaced by one of

defiance in those deep brown eyes of hers.

She spied a pool of water that had collected in the

side mirror. She bent down and used the surface

tension of the cloth of her shirt to draw the water

onto her own body. The part of her shirt she used to

soak up the water was that part which was directly over

her left breast. As any red-blooded Southern boy
knows, thin cotton T-shirts, water and boobs were one

of God's greatest combinations. I could see her breast
as clearly as if she were naked. Only this was somehow

sexier. She walked, hell, she sashayed, to the other

side of the car and soaked up the pooled water in the

other side mirror with her other tit. She came back

and did a shimmy-shimmy for me that nearly made me

loose my load right then and there.

As the windows on the driver's side were done, she used

her toes of one foot to grasp the towel by one edge and

lift it over the rear side panel. I thought she would

set it up there and then use her body again. I was

actually looking forward to seeing that one more time.

But she surprised me.

She kept her foot up and slid with the towel under her

leg up onto the car until she was kind of straddling

the rear fender, one foot on the ground, the other leg

on the trunk of the car, folded back a bit. She then

proceeded to use her inner thighs to rub the towel over

the rear quarter-panel of the car and about half of the

trunk. I think she surprised herself a little, when

she raised her foot that was next to the tire and tried

to use it to dry the chrome wheel. When her foot came

off the ground, her cunt came into close personal

contact with the slight ridge that ran from the back

window to the taillight. The look on her face was

priceless, and I captured it with the camera for

posterity.

When she stopped cumming from that sudden assault on

her privates, she scooted her hot little body up and

down that fender like she was trying to sand it smooth.

I think it was at that point she completely forgot

about the camera and me and just began making love to

my car. She did remember to do the other side, and it

was rubbed equally smooth. Her face looked relaxed and

satisfied when she finally opened her eyes and

remembered where she was. Looking at me with a Mona

Lisa grin, she got on with the rest of the job.

She propped her bare heels on the back bumper and used

her rubbery ass to rub out any imperfections in the

finish of that area. She breast-rubbed the passenger

windows and then, using her teeth, dragged the towel to

the roof of the auto by climbing up on the back bumper

and over the lid of the trunk. I held my breath,

hoping she wouldn't fall off with her arms tied behind

her like that.

She was very careful. Careful not to fall off the

precarious perch and careful to get every last drop of

moisture on that roof. You wouldn't believe it if I

told you what she did up there to move that towel

around, but suffice it to say, I was ready to die a

poor man. My wife could have everything. This woman

was phenomenal. I have never seen a woman writhe and

twist and squirm quite like that before or since. The

camera captured a lot of it, but the stills, while

stupendous, just didn't do justice to the motions she

went through.

Then came the grand finale. Flushed and breathless,

she ended up sitting at the front of the roof, just

over the windshield. I was still snapping shots like

crazy, swapping disks as needed. I saw when the idea

came to her. It was those damned eyes, again. A

mischievous gleam lit off inside them that was

noticeable even in the pictures. I saw her rearrange

the towel a bit, then she looked at the camera and

licked her lips as sensuously as possible.

She did the splits, spreading her long legs almost

straight out on each side of her body. Then, with a

little scootch, she launched her body off the edge of

the roof and slid down the windshield. Her widespread

legs pressed the towel against the window and dried it,

but by that time, I couldn't have given a shit about

the fucking car or the water spots. By using some more

little scootches with her hips that made my cock ache

with jealousy, she maneuvered her widespread legs and

her tight little ass all the way down to the front of

the car. There she stopped, propped her heels on the

front bumper and leveraged herself off the hood of the

car.

I thought she was done. I was wrong. She had other

plans. She used her ass and tits to dry the grill and

headlamps. The collected water kept the cotton of her

tight shirt translucent. I was breathing in short

ragged gasps, as if I had just gone five rounds with

the WWF champions. Licking her lips again, she bent

over in the front of my car and gave the fucking hood

ornament a blow-job. That fucking lucky chrome Jag

ornament. I swear I heard the damn thing purring, but

then again, that may have been her.

After several minutes of mouthing the chrome ornament,

she stood up. I again thought she was done, but she

did one more thing. With her eyes firmly locked on

mine, she stood with her back to the car she had just

so charmingly dried off. With slow deliberation, she

backed up, until her ass touched the hood ornament.

There she paused briefly, sort of shifting her weight.

Then she eased back further. As she settled her ass on

to the hood, her eyes closed and I heard her groan.

I looked down at the juncture of her thighs, expecting

to see the tip of the Jag hood ornament protruding from

between them. I did a double-take. No Jag! The slow

rhythmic motions of her hips left no doubt as to what

was happening. My baby, my pride and joy, my Jag had

just bagged his first piece of ass! My baby became a

man that day- so to speak.

I continued to capture the entire event on disk after

disk, through her gut-wrenching climax to her using her

dainty tongue to clean all of her fluids from the no

longer virgin hood ornament. When she was finished

with the car, we both just kind of stood there staring

at each other. I don't think either of one us could

believe what had just happened. Neither one of us

wanted to do or say anything to ruin the moment,

either.

Finally, after what seemed like decades, she came over

to where I was standing.

"I'm sorry about the sprinkler. Will there be anything

else, sir?" Her gaze was directed not at my face, but

at my crotch - and my exposed cock - just so there

would be no misunderstanding what `else' she was

referring to.

"No, I don't think we'd better do anything else." It

came out as a cross between a croak and a groan. It

was one of the most painful sentences I have ever had

to utter. Like I said earlier, abject fear and total

certainty of the consequences. A man does strange and

perverted things to avoid pain and poverty. Her eyes

whipped up to meet mine in surprise.

"Don't I please you, sir?"

"Oh, God, yes. Very, very, very, very much. But,

well, it's complicated. I, well, I just can't."

"It sure looks like you can!" she quipped, with a nod

of her head at my crotch.

"No, not like that. It's my wife.... Damnit all! I

just can't. Not now."

She misunderstood what I had been babbling about and

got a horrified look on her face. "She's HERE?" I'm

sure she pictured the old bat peering at her erotic

performance through the upstairs window and that she

would be critiquing her technique later. That thought

made me shiver, too.

"No, she's out of town for a while. But if she ever

found out, and believe me, she would, I stand to lose

everything."

"Oh." That concept she understood. Figures. "So

there's nothing I can do for you?"

I thought about that for a moment. Then I grinned.

"Yes there is. Two things, in fact."

Her face lit up and so did my heart. Her innocent joy

was so pure it was infectious.

"You can tell me your name..." her face fell "...and

you can make breakfast in the morning." Her eyes

turned into saucers at that. I had just told her I

couldn't mess around, and now I was talking about

breakfast. "Come over and knock on the door at 7:30.

That is, if your husband is out of the house." I knew

he was. He was almost always gone on weekends.

The play of emotions across her face was delightful to

watch as she put the pieces together. She blushed at

the trick I had pulled on her, then burst out laughing.

When she calmed down, she grinned up at me. "It's a

deal," was all she said. She then stretched up and

kissed my cheek, turned and walked across my driveway

and onto her yard. Just as she stepped off the paved

driveway, she wiggled her arms and the belt came

undone. She pulled her arms free, and rubbed them to

get the circulation going again. With her hands free,

she gave my belt a little cowgirl whirl over her head

and turned towards her house.

About halfway to her door she looked back over her

shoulder to see if I was still watching. I was. There

was nothing in the world I would ever want to look at

again. It was quite a distance, but I swear, when she

saw me watching her she stuck her tongue out at me,

then turned and pulled her shorts down and mooned me as

she scurried the rest of the way to her door. Bare-

assed and laughing.

Just as the door closed I heard her call out, "Oh,

yeah, my name. It's Janet."

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