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ISSUE 17 daughter Addison and Addisons friend Edie

Tainted Lime Reviews Issue #17

February 12, 2002

Reviews are archived at http://www.asstr.org/~TaintedLime/.

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Stories reviewed in this issue:

a letter to a lover, by Mark Jones (* *)

Quick Lunch Surprise, by Jeff Zephyr (* * *)

as falls cuyahoga, so falls cuyahoga falls 7, by Nicholas Urfe (* * * * *)

Memories and Illusions, by Katherine T. (* * * * *)

Smokin' Hot Sex, Too, by Gary Jordan (* * * *)

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{ASSM} story (short) a letter to a lover (consentual, oral)

By Mark Jones <eastatoe@earthlink.net>

http://assm.asstr.org/Year2002/35154

You open up a story in ASSM, and you read it. It is one of those

stories that tells you you are a woman and you do this and you do

that. Of course you know you are a man and you aren't doing the

things the story says you are doing, so you don't know what you

are supposed to do. Confused, you give up.

This is the problem of second person stories. In almost all

cases, they are personal erotic love letters that the author

decided the world needs to see. And while they may hold some

special meaning to the real participants, they don't mean much to

most readers.

As with most of these stories, replacing every instance of the

word "you" with the word "Sally" would result in a plotless sex

scene. So even without the annoying style of storytelling, there

isn't much of a story.

The romance in this story is nice, and I can tell the two lovers

are very fond of one another. But beyond that, there isn't much

to see here.

Rating: * *

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{ASSM} One Fine Day -- #2 -- Quick Lunch Surprise (MF oral rom cons exhib)-by Jeff Zephyr

By Jeff Zephyr <jeffzeph@hotmail.com>

http://assm.asstr.org/Year2002/35156

This is the second part of the "One Fine Day" series by Jeff

Zephyr. The guy in this story is having one fine day indeed!

Instead of working at the computer, he's reading porn on the

Internet, imagining her face and body in the lead roles so the

stories come alive. When she arrives home for lunch unexpectedly,

she catches him with a hard-on. She starts to take care of him,

but he gives her an orgasm first. And then she takes care of him

in a very nice way.

I read the two stories of this series in the same day, and after

this second one, the romance gets too sappy. The guy's

worshipping puppy dog bit gets old.

In small doses, this is fine reading. If you read them back-to-

back, though, you may need an insulin injection.

Rating: * * *

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{ASSM} cuyahoga.007 [urfe] [new] (as falls cuyahoga, so falls cuyahoga falls 7)

By Nicholas Urfe <nickurfe@yahoo.com>

http://assm.asstr.org/Year2002/35155

Seventh in the series of the dysfunctional Cuyahoga family, this

story starts off with mother Vanessa pounding down a martini and

talking to her daughter Addison and Addison's friend Edie about

the fuck Addison and Edie just finished in Addison's room. They

mention the father, Jackson Cuyahoga, and the story shifts to the

airport, where Jackson is picking up his new protege, Torvald.

Most of the story is spent with Jackson and Torvald as they

discuss what Jackson likes from his assistants, which includes

more than just keeping up on the latest articles on gravastars

and entropy.

This sexually exuberant family is beginning to solidify in my

mind, and I must say, a fascinating family it is. You read some

ridiculous stories in ASSM about happy families who fuck one

another, but you rarely see a story where the participants are so

desperately in need of counseling.

This is not an easy series of stories to read. The writing style

is complex, and it takes some getting used to. But if you're

willing to take the effort, you'll be rewarded with a rich look

into a family that crosses a line.

Rating: * * * * *

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{ASSM} Memories and Illusions (FF, lesbian) (Katherine T.)

By Katherine T. <kt1960@earthlink.net>

http://assm.asstr.org/Year2002/35157

Flor and Katherine are in Firenze, the last day before they leave

for Paris. It is hot, Katherine is naked, and Flor has one finger

in Katherine's vagina and another finger up her butt. Katherine,

apparently, is a very accommodating lover.

And then Katherine is in a desert with white sand. And then a

party in Chicago. I assume some of these scenes are memories

while others are illusions. Either way, they are all well done.

The opening scene in Italy, especially, is great.

I suppose I could quibble about the story feeling front-heavy,

that the Italian scene overwhelms the rest of the story, but

don't let that sway you away from reading this story. Katherine's

subservient femme is a fascinating character, and she gets in

some very sexy situations.

Rating: * * * * *

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{ASSM} Smokin' Hot Sex, Too {Gary Jordan}

By Gary Jordan <PJcocoa@aol.com>

http://assm.asstr.org/Year2002/35159

This story is a long email message from PJcocoa (also known as

Gary) to "Alexis in Alaska." PJcocoa and his wife are trying to

cut back on the cigarettes and made a deal that they could only

smoke a cigarette after achieving orgasm. It's enough to make a

guy crave a nicotine craving!

They have friends, Jack and Jill, who are also trying to kick the

habit, and they let them in on their idea.

There isn't much explicit sex here, just a bunch of embarrassed

folks talking about sex in a roundabout way. But it's a cute

story, comfortably told. I'm not sure why the story had be an

email message, other than as an excuse to get one last good

double entendre in. Although now that I think of it, that's as

good a reason as any!

(By the way, if the author is reading this, I only noticed one

place where your verbs change tense. Either you did it right, or

you have a damn good proofreader.)

Rating: * * * *