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JITTERBUG old mason jar Inside were dozens

Author's note: This is a work of erotic fiction. If

you're not of legal age to be reading it, then please

don't. The story is copyright by me, Souvie, so

please no reposting unless you've gotten permission

from me first. Archiving, as long as you make no

money from it, is allowed. In the spirit of the Blow

Job Principle, I welcome any and all comments. Email

me at femNOSPACEecrivain at netdot dot com

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This story is what happens when I watch tv late at

night, and try to talk in icq at the same time. <g>

*****

"Jitterbug"

by Souvie

copyright October 2000

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*Prologue*

The man turned on the lights when he entered the hotel room. He

put a brown paper bag down on a small, battered table beside the

bed, and took out an old mason jar. Inside were dozens of

bugs, all shapes and kinds, crawling all over each other,

looking for a way of escape. He rubbed his hands together and

smiled. He still had a few minutes until Vanda was due to

arrive.

=====

Alfie felt like screaming. In fact he did, as a rather large

grasshopper stepped on his head. "Stupid morons," he mumbled.

"We've been shut in here for hours and no one has found a way

out yet. It's not likely to happen anytime soon, either, I tell

you."

As usual, he was ignored. Actually, he probably couldn't be

heard above the din. Other bugs were shouting, calling for

help, plus there was the scraping of legs against bodies as the

ones who hadn't already resigned themselves to whatever fate

awaited them, scrambled to find a way out.

Suddenly the panic level in the jar subsided, as eyes turned

toward

what was happening outside the jar.

=====

The man scrambled off the bed at the first knock. "Vanda,

love," he said, kissing the raincoat-clad woman full on the lips

as she stepped into the room. She tossed off her coat,

revealing a black leather corset, garter belt with matching

stockings, and impossibly high heels.

"Do you got the music?" she asked, her accented voice omitting

some of the words.

He clicked on a portable CD player; nothing was more sexy than

the tango. He got comfortable on the bed, opening his trousers

and taking out his limp cock. He ran his hand over the head,

and licked his lips. Showtime.

=====

Alfie held on for dear life as the lid was wrenched off and the

jar upended, bugs falling out upon the floor.

Alfie gave in to his panic and screamed.

The woman started dancing in time to the music, her heels

beating out a sharp staccato, smashing the bugs on the floor

into gooey little smears.

The man's cock was at full mast now, his hand pumping in time

with the tempo.

The keening of the remaining bugs reached an all-time high.

Alfie wished for ear plugs. Then he wished for ears.

=====

The man was just on the verge of orgasm, and Alfie was already

counting katydid days over, when in through the

window came the largest swarm of dragonflies that Alfie, or the

two humans, had ever seen.

The woman started screaming hysterically. The man was torn

between finishing his orgasm, or pulling up his pants and

getting the hell out of there.

Alfie was caught in the pandemonium (hard to jump when you're

at the bottom of a dogpile of beetles). He'd managed to push

his way through when he looked up and saw a size 11 shoe headed

his way. He froze.

=====

"Alfie!"

One minute he was facing impending doom, the next he was

clutched in the grasp of a soaring dragonfly. He looked up.

"Harold?"

"You looked like you could use some help," his irridescent-

winged rescuer replied.

"What in the heck is going on?"

"Hell, we all heard the largest damn dragonfly orgy going on in

here, and wanted to get in on the action. Since I don't see any

lady dragonflies, I guess it was something else we heard."

Alfie felt like laughing, crying, and praying all at the same

time. He breathed in the fresh air as Harold headed through the

window, out into the night. "Where do you want me to let you

off?"

"Anywhere," Alfie hollered, to be heard over the rushing wind.

"You know that field over by the new Wal-Mart?"

"Yeah, you want off there?"

"Yeah."

SPLAT!

Any reply Harold would have made was gone forever, just as

Harold was. He'd not been paying close attention to the area

around them, trying to remember where the new Wal-Mart was, and

got nailed by a car. A car traveling at 65 miles per hour, and

a dragonfly moseying on along, add up to one dead dragonfly.

Alfie screamed in horror as his friend and savior was

obliterated, and he fell with a jolt to the hood of the car.

Actually he was wedged in between the windshield and the hood of

the car, down near the wipers.

As luck would have it, the driver turned the wipers on. "Oh

shiiiiiiiiiittttt!" Alfie called into the night as he went

flying off the car.

=====

Alfie crawled into his little house just as the sun was peeking

over the horizon. He tried not to wake up his wife.

"Just where have you been, mister?"

Alfie cringed at the shrill voice. He hadn't been quiet enough.

"I've had a bad night, Gladys, all I want is to get some

sleep."

"You've been hanging around that dumpster, haven't you?

Sipping that fermented dumpster-wine. Laughing with your

buddies about how you left the old ball and chain back at home,

Well I'll tell you, mister -"

She got close enough to smell him.

"What's that? Is that perfume? And... dragonfly? You've been

down at Marty's Cross-Species Cantina haven't you, seeing one of

his women? You've... you've had your wings rubbed by someone

else!" She broke down into tears, wailing about how it would

scar the children for life if they ever found out, and wondering

why she wasn't good enough for him.

Alfie sighed and covered his head with a leaf.