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Pillow Talk

Archive name: pillow.txt (mf, superhero, mc, preg)

Authors name: Homer Vargas

Story title : PILLOW TALK

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"Pillow Talk" (F/superhero, MC, preg)

by Homer Vargas (the_story_writer@yahoo.com)

My inspiration for this spoof (am I giving too much

away?) is any one of the excellent nasty stories

written by C.D.E. A good example is, "Accidents

Will Happen" (YW638) which can be found at

http://www.akn-systems.com/~darkwanderer/

Read C.D.E. for fun, even though you don't have to

have read his to enjoy this one (I hope).

"Pillow Talk"

by Homer Vargas

We open on a typical scene of newlywed do-

mestic bliss. A well-endowed, thirty-something woman,

wearing a sexy nightie and four inch red pumps is

resting on one elbow looking down into the eyes of

her new husband, a muscular hunk with square jaw

and funny blue and red tights. As she whispers

words of love into the ear of her life's mate, she

has her hand between his legs, working on putting a

nice bulge there. Apparently, she wants hubby in a

VERY good mood.

In addition to her sexy attire, the woman is

wearing a very self-satisfied smirk -- and with

good reason. Looking more closely we detect a

still small, but unmistakable bulge in her tummy.

Like many brides her age, she hadn't wasted any

time between the altar and getting that first bun

in the oven. Who knows, might she even have jumped

the gun? Only one thing mars this otherwise

paradisiacal scene -- the man looking up at the

woman does not look nearly so happy as does his

newly-pregnant wife.

"Oh, shit, Lois! I love it when you do that

to me. You don't know how much I'd like to roll you

over and cram it in you right now. It's just so

frustrating! Why did you have to be so

precipitous?"

"Oh, darling, do you have to keep torturing

yourself with that? Lots of men have trouble

getting it up on their wedding night."

"I didn't have any trouble getting it up. I

was fine until I put it in you. Why did you have

to line your pussy with Kryptonite?"

"I'm sorry, dear, but I was just taking

precautions. I'd read Larry Nivin and I was afraid

of what could happen to me if you came in me full

force. I figured the Kryptonite would just make

you a little more . . . human."

"Shit, Lois, it doesn't work that way at all.

I can . . . er, could . . . control how hard I

come, otherwise I would have blasted holes in the

walls when I masturbated."

"I never would have believed that YOU

masturbated. O, my darling. How was I to know?"

"Well, you could have *asked* someone --

Nightman, for example."

"Darling! How can you suggest that I would

discuss something so intimate with another man!"

"Well, there is Fantastic Female or Nightgirl."

"And just WHAT are Fantastic Female and

Nightgirl doing knowing things like THAT about you?

You told me that you . . . .

"It's true, Lois, so help me. I was . . . er

am . . . a virgin. But they are Justice League of

America; they've been briefed."

"Harumpf! I'm beginning to think you're sorry

you married me."

"Of course not, Honey. You know I've always

wanted to marry you. You just kept turning me down

until after that last rescue."

"It's true, My Love. I was such a silly girl

to have waited so long for this," Lois said and

slightly increased the tempo of her massaging. "It

was while I was being held captive by that awful

CLOWN person that I thought, if I were married to

you and had you to protect me full time, I wouldn't

be suffering the way I was."

"I'm glad you came to that conclusion, Lois,

but you didn't really seem to be suffering that

much when I rescued you. As I recall you were in

the middle of your umpteenth orgasm, riding CLOWN's

cock like a bronco. When I flew in, you tried to

push me away, screaming, 'Fuck me, you bastard!

Yes! Give me more cock, you stallion!'"

"That was what was so awful about it, Sweetie.

He had been bombarding me with those terrible

Libido-rays for a week. At first it was awful the

way I responded to the disgusting advances of him

and his henchmen. I just hated the way my pussy

got wet every time CLOWN would fondle my titties or

lick my nipples or play with my clit. It was

embarrassing the way he made me orgasm over and

over again on his fingers until I couldn't stop,

begging him to slam me with his repulsive salami.

It was mortifying to come like a cheap whore every

time he dumped his vile jism in me."

"Then why were you smacking it off your lips?"

"Sweetheart, you have no idea how they had

tortured me. There were four of them. They came

at me one after the other, fucking me unmercifully

for perhaps a half hour at a time. Then, when

they'd barely given me five or six good comes, they

would loose it, dump their load in me, and leave me

to stew. No matter how much I pleaded or insulted

their manhood, none of them would ever fuck me more

than three or four times a day. Well, you do the

math; I was left in torment for over 16 hours a day

with no schlong in me. I begged for a dildo or at

least for then to uncuff me so I could cram my

hands into my hot horny twat to get off, but CLOWN

refused, claiming I would injure myself."

"It was during those long tortured hours I

knew I could never be satisfied by anything less that

a Cock of Steel. Lord knows another week of that

kind of frustration, the villain might have made me

his sex slave."

"Nightman told me to be careful of you, that

the experience with CLOWN might have 'turned' you

already."

"Don't pay any attention to him, My Pet. He's

just jealous because I wouldn't give him a 'Thank

you' fuck for helping you rescue me. You know it's

only you I love. You were the one I wanted to

marry and make a baby with."

"Well it didn't work out. Why did you have to

put so MUCH Kryptonite in your pussy?"

"Look, I've said I was sorry, OK?"

"You're sorry but I'll go through life

never able to get hard again. And as for getting

pregnant. . . ."

"Now don't be that way Honey-poo. We've

discussed this several times already. I told you

before we married how much I wanted a baby and you

promised me I'd be pregnant before the honeymoon

was over."

"Well, sure, Lois, but . . . ."

"And after your little accident . . . ."

"'Little accident!?'"

"Whatever."

"And did you have to go down to the bar that

very night to pick up that guy . . . What was his

name?"

"Kerr, Joe Kerr. And I've explained that, too,

Angel. I had our honeymoon planned very carefully

to coincide with my most fertile period and I got

my gynecologist, Dr. Jekel, to give me those

fertility drugs to be on the safe side. All I

needed that night was good hard dick in me to pump

me full of hot thick baby juice so I'd be well and

truly knocked up. I was heartbroken, of course,

that you weren't able to give me what I needed, but

it only made sense for me to find someone else who

could. You have to admit, he did a good job," the

woman smiled and patted her expanding belly.

"Lois, how can you expect me to be pleased

that my wife is having triplets by some stranger!"

"Well he's not a stranger to me!

"Do you have to remind me?! That's another

thing. He's already knocked you up. Why do you

have to keep going out with him?"

"Some times you surprise me, my dear. Don't

you think it would be terrible for our precious

child to be merely the result of a sordid one-night

stand with a man I picked up in a bar? I'm doing

this to establish a permanent bond to the father of

our baby. Besides, don't I always let you suck as

much of their . . . er, his . . . his cum out of my

juicy twat as you want? And don't try to tell me

you don't enjoy putting your head between my legs

and licking clean my fresh-fucked pussy!"

"Well, yes, but it just kills me to see you

dress up in those sexy little mini-skirts and high

heels the nights you meet him at the club. And why

can't you at least wear panties?"

"Oh, Honey, how inconsiderate of you!

Remember, other men can't use X-ray vision to look

at my pretty shaved pussy the way you can. When

Joe has me out on the dance floor twirling me

around so my little skirt flies up, he wants

everyone to be able to see my nice round ass and

moist pink twat. He loves everyone see how my

belly is getting bigger and rounder week by week.

You can imagine how proud he is that everyone knows

it's his little bastard growing in there. And

during slow dances, he likes to pull out his prick

and glide around with it in me. Oh, and getting

filled with a nice load of cum during a foxtrot is

soooo romantic!"

Closing her eyes, the woman drifted off,

softly singing to herself:

Heaven! I'm in heaven.

And my heart beats so

that I can hardly speak.

And I seem to find the happiness I seek,

When we're out together dancing

meat to meat.

Breaking her reverie, she continued, "And when

he takes me back to the table with his friends, Joe

likes them to be able to finger my sperm-filled

snatch without any fabric getting in the way."

"I guess I can understand that, Love, but

still, I'm a nervous wreck by the time you get home

at 3:00 or 4:00 in the morning with all that sperm

still running out of your cunt."

"But don't you see, dear, that's just another

way I show my love for you. Every man deserves a

slutty cheating wife, especially a "super" man like

you! From what I've read, it sometimes takes other

men three or five or even ten years before their

wives will do this for them. I've cuckolded *you*

from the day we were married. And you know how

hard that was for me, being a virgin."

"A virgin? Now, Lois, Angel, I don't want

to pry into your life before we were married, but

everybody around the paper knew you were having an

affair with Jimmy and fucking Perry on the side!"

"Well, of course, sweetheart, but they don't

count. Jimmy meant nothing to me; he was merely

the boy-toy I had to used for physical release.

Nothing like a couple of good fucks after a hard

day at the office to help you relax. Sure beats

martinis! And getting a pussy full of nice warm

cum at bedtime really helps a girl get her beauty

sleep. Of course an early morning drilling from a

hard young prick that makes you come like a freight

train really puts a spring in a woman's step for a

new day. As for Perry, it's just business to let

your editor turn you over his desk for a little

doggie fuck a couple of times a week. Now if you

mean that exclusive interview at the White House,

well, I had to get on the First Lady's good side

somehow and you couldn't expect me to turn down the

Alpha Male of the United States, could you?"

"So, although my *pussy* wasn't a virgin, My

Love, my *heart* was a virgin for you."

"And I do love you for that, My Light, but

sometimes I want to fuck you, too!"

"Now, now, honey. You don't need to fuck me

to make me happy. Our love is stronger than that. I

love the way you can get me off with that amazing

mouth of yours. No other man in the universe can

move his tongue like a vibrator inside my pussy the

way you do. And the way you puff air through your

nostrils onto my clit at super speed, why, you

drive me crazy. And I know you love the way I help

YOU get off." Lois grinned and began working on

her husband's crotch in earnest, lapsing into baby

talk, knowing how this aroused him. "Just because

'u have a softie widdle cockie doesn't mean mommy

Wois tan't make it feel weel dod."

"Lois, Lois! Stop! Oh my God, Lois!"

"Oh no. 'Er naughty boy is wetting mommy Wois

det him so 'scited he's about to tum."

"Loissss!"

"'At's awight dawing, wet mommy pway wid 'er

Bid boy, make 'er Bid boy tum."

"Agggggggg!!"

"Oh no! Wook at dat! 'E came in 'is pants

and made a bid messie. Mommy's widdle boy tan't

contwoll himself when mommy makes 'is fingy feel

soooo dood. 'Is tum wons out of 'is widdle cockie

and dits 'is pants all wet."

"Oh Lois, I'm so ashamed!"

"Don't wowwy. Just doe to sweep and mommy Lois

will cween up 'er widdle boy."

"No Lois! I don't like the way you always

want me to go to sleep after we have . . . after you

make me come. It doesn't feel like real sleep.

And sometime I dream that you're talking to me,

asking me to tell you things that only JLA members

are supposed to know."

"Now, now, hush my love. You know when I make

you come hard like that with my hand you just get

really sleepy. So close you eyes . . . ."

"No, I will not close my eyes. There are

still things we need to talk about. Some of your

new friends, for example. Take that Selina woman;

I don't trust her. I'm sure if you would let me run

a check with the JLA database . . . ."

"I will NOT have you insulting and snooping

on my friends. Selina is a very nice person. She

even loves cats. How can you mistrust a cat

woman?"

"What about the other new guy, Le Xluthor? And

his mysterious wealth. I think . . . ."

"Entirely too much, Sweetie. You really need

to take a little nap and let me make you forget all

these silly suspicions."

"Maybe they're not silly . . . UUUuuu"

"Oh, oh. Mommy' boy 'as been wooking at

Mommy's titties and dot horny aden, didn't 'e? E's

fwustwaited 'cause e needs a dood tum and tan't det

'ard. Bid boy needs mommy Wois to help him have a

nice tum. Un huh. 'E wikes to have mommy Wois wub

'is widdle fingy. 'Is widdle fingy feels so dood

and it makes 'im feel soooo 'waxed. Tum here, put

'u's widdle head on mommy Wois's bid soft bwests.

Mommy's dwosey widdle baby tan suck Mommy's bid ole

titties. Dood boy! sucking Mommy's titties makes

'er baby sooo sweepy. Poor widdle baby tan't teep

'is eyes open any wonger. mommy Wois is puddin 'er

widdle baby to sweep wid a dood tum. 'At's wight.

Dood baby . . .Sooo sweepy. Baby wants to tum . .

. to sweep. Tum . . . to sweep. Tum . . . ."

Lois heard a slight groan and saw another

large wet spot form in the crouch of her husband's

blue tights as his head fell limply to one side.

Waiting a few seconds, she reached for her cell

phone and punched in the numbers.

"He's under, Stud. . . . He'll sing like a

canary this time. Yeah, I goaded him into fighting

it so he'd go under real deep. He tried his best

to resist me, but I 'distracted' him."

. . . .

"Could he what?

. . . .

"Sure, any number of times. There's nothing

wrong with his balls; no telling how much they can

pump out."

. . . .

"You want to do what?"

. . . .

"You mean we scoop it up and use it to make

a whole new crop of little supervillians? 'Poison

Sprout,' 'Crime Kitty,' Oh, darling, you're a

genius!

. . . .

Now get over here, pronto. . . . Don't give

me any shit, CLOWN. Everything *else* about him is

still a hunk and you know bedding him always makes

me so horny I could fuck a fence post.

. . . .

"Just get your ass over here and bring your

fence post, you bastard. Yeah, I love you, too, but

what am I going to do until you get here?"

. . . .

"OK, it's better than nothing."

Minutes later our scene of wedded bliss closes

with the horny bride still beside her now sleeping

husband. "Oh! . . . OH . . . OHHUUUU! . . Yes!

YES . . . Ahiiiii!" she screams, her red heels

pointed to the ceiling as she vigorously rams a

harlequin dildo between her legs.

Comments (please) to:

Homer Vargas

The_story_writer@Yahoo.com