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The Clothes Make The Man

This story contains sexual words, themes, and actions.

If you are under 21, go away. If you don't like this

sort of thing, go away. If you do like this type of

story, and you are feeling in a gentle mood,

continue....

I wrote this for Mat and Tom's Sexy Tie story Contest.

It is a drastic departure from anything else I have

tried to write. If you like it, please let me know.

If you hate it... don't tell me, ok?

-Pami



The Clothes Make The man - by Pami (pami1968@aol.com)

He wandered down one of the main streets in the trendy

neighborhood. It was around 6:00 in the evening on a

warm spring evening. He had stopped at the small

secondhand bookstore and picked up an old Jack Ludlum

novel that he had missed the first time around. Those

books always intrigued him... full of secret agents

and counterintelligence, action and mystery. Pretty

exciting to a city boy who worked in a small cubicle

downtown crunching numbers for a large corporation.

He strolled into Starbuck's, ordered a mocha latte,

sat down and began to lose himself in the world of

international espionage.

After reading the first chapter, he glanced around at

the other patrons, and couldn't help but notice the

rather attractive redhead that was seated three tables

away. She was looking at him, but he couldn't tell if

she was actually seeing him or if she was just zoning

out in his general direction. Abruptly, she blinked,

rose out of her chair, threw her garbage away, and

left the coffee shop. He looked back at the table she

had occupied and noticed a small business card lying

there. Nonchalantly, (or so he thought) he stood up

and walked over to the glass-topped table, reached

down and picked up the card. "Alter Years - vintage

clothes from the big band era through yesterday", it

read. The address was right around the corner, and he

thought he might just take a walk by.

The sun was setting as he approached the small shop.

The window was plate glass and had two mannequins in

it. One was a male, dressed in a classic tuxedo with

a scarf draped over his lapel. And the other was a

female, clad in a micromini dress in the psychedelic

patterns and colors of the late sixties. An

incongruous pair, he idly thought as he pushed the

door open and entered.

The shop smelled faintly musty, but not unpleasantly

so. It had the aroma of time, he whimsically thought,

and then snorted at his own romanticism. The bell

tinkled as the door shut behind him, and he noticed

that the shop was practically empty. There were a

couple of teenagers looking at the 70's type denim

jeans over in the far corner, and an old woman seated

behind the glass counter by the cash register. Even

the register was "vintage", he noticed, as he observed

the old style push buttons on it that you only saw in

reruns of "The Waltons" on the family Channel. The

old lady smiled at him, and he automatically smiled

back.

He didn't see the redhead anywhere, but he decided

that since he was there, he might as well look around.

He idly went through the men's clothes on the nearest

rack, and was actually surprised at the different

types of clothing he found. There were old army and

navy uniforms hanging next to businesslike trench

coats and tie dye t-shirts. Nothing really excited

him, and as he got to the end of the rack, he heard

the old woman's voice call out to him, "Maybe you

would like to look at some of the ties we have for

sale?"

He looked over at her and saw her arthritically

gnarled hand gesture to a rack on the counter behind

her. He shrugged and smiled and walked over. "Are

you looking for anything in particular?" she asked him

as he began thumbing through the ties.

"No, not really. Maybe something for work," he told

her as he glanced at her wrinkled face. He was a bit

taken aback when he saw alert black eyes looking back

at him. Black. Not gray, not brown. Pure black.

They were beautiful, and he took a second look at the

woman. She was slightly overweight, probably from

getting older, and had pure white hair. Not gray, not

the little-old-lady blue. White. Her face was small

and triangular, with a pointed chin and lots of

wrinkles. She looked good for an elderly woman, he

thought.

"What do you do?" she asked him.

He fought the urge to compose an exciting fable for

her enjoyment and answered, "I think I am Dilbert."

He laughed, and noticed the quizzical look on her

face. "Its a cartoon in the paper. Actually, I am a

junior accountant downtown. Pretty thrilling, huh?"

He finished with an ironic twist to his mouth.

She glanced down at the novel he was carrying.

"But.... you wish for more, don't you? Exotic

locales, exciting assignments, intrigue. And maybe

even an electrifying woman or two?" she laughed with

him.

He looked at her lively eyes, and entered into the

spirit of the conversation. "Bond. James Bond. At

your service, ma'am," he announced to her as he swept

her a deep bow with a flourish.

She looked at him again, and noticed the lack of a

wedding ring on his finger. Still, she had to be

sure. "Well, Mr. Bond, I don't know what your wife

would think of you flirting with a woman like you

are."

He snorted. "Wife? ME? Yeah, right." He laughed at

himself. "Women find me boring and too predictable.

You know what they say about nice guys finishing last?

They are RIGHT!"

She whisked her hand under the counter and came back

up with a tie in her hand. "May I suggest this tie?

It will make you the dashing and intriguing hero of

your novels."

He looked at the tie she held. It looked pretty much

like any other tie. Silk, maybe. Definitely old.

No, vintage, he corrected himself. It was black with

a yellow checked pattern running through it. It was

nice, he admitted to himself. But, "How much is it?"

he asked her. He waited as she smiled.

"Five dollars," she told him.

He blinked, surprised. "Five. That's it?"

She smiled at him again. "Yes. Five dollars, AND if

you don't like it, you can bring it back. However, I

personally guarantee that this tie will change your

life."

Yeah, right, he thought to himself, but didn't let her

see his skepticism. After all, she WAS a pretty

spunky old lady. "Okay, sold."

******************************************************

God, where had the summer gone, he reflected as he got

ready to go to work one Monday morning in late

September. His hoped for summer romance had never

materialized. That bitch from marketing had used him

to take her to concerts and movies and amusement

parks. But when Labor Day was over, so was their

relationship. She had never let him touch her,

either, except for the occasional kiss. The only

steady relief he had gotten for the past few months

was from Rosey Palmer and her sisters. Nice guys

ALWAYS finish last, he thought to himself as he looked

on his tie rack. His eye lit on the black silk tie he

had bought last spring in that secondhand clothing

store. What the heck, he thought. He hadn't worn it

yet, but it was time for a change.

He left his house and waited at the bus stop as usual.

It was just easier than driving downtown every day,

and he sort of liked the extra time to compose himself

on the way into work without having to worry about

traffic.

He climbed aboard the bus and nodded at the usual

driver. He flashed his pass and took his usual seat

about 2/3 of the way back. He looked around at his

fellow riders and recognized most of them. He looked

over at the young woman who must be a secretary or

clerk somewhere downtown. She was so pretty, with

raven black hair that fell in smooth waves to her

shoulders. Today she was wearing a cherry red suit

with a miniskirt and he admired the smooth expanse of

leg that she showed as she sat across the aisle from

him. He observed her fingers with the matching cherry

red nails smooth an imaginary wrinkle from her

stockings, and then he jumped as she suddenly got up

and switched seats, sitting directly next to him.

He looked into her blue eyes, and she smiled at him.

Not a word was spoken between them, but she settled in

and almost too casually bumped his leg with hers. He

muttered an "excuse me" and moved his leg away from

hers, but she seemed to give chase. He realized that

it wasn't an accident as she rubbed her leg against

his again. Her foot entwined with his, and he

couldn't believe that this attractive woman was

hitting on him. Dilbert never got this lucky!

He felt his cock twitch in his pants, and he fought

the feeling. That was ALL he needed, was to get to

work with a hard-on. He counted to 100, said the

alphabet backwards, recited football statistics, but

then he would glance down at the shapely leg against

his and he would right back in the same predicament.



After about 20 minutes, the bus entered downtown. He

knew her stop as well as his, since she was a regular

too, and he was relieved when she got off. He had

about five minutes to make the throbbing in his dick

go away. Finally, as they pulled up to the stop

outside his building, he was able to stand up without

embarrassing himself.

He disembarked from the bus, still marveling over the

woman's unexplainable actions, and entered his

building. He got on the elevator with about 20 other

drones and they started the long journey up. He

worked on the 47th floor, and it was slow going, with

people getting on and off at about every other floor.

The woman in front of him was someone he had never

seen before, but she had an amazing figure, displayed

to advantage in a one piece dress that hugged her

curves. She had a delightfully rounded bottom, and

since the elevator was so crowded, she was pushed back

into him. He inhaled deeply as she contacted his

flaccid but still sensitive cock with her ass, and he

smelled the scent of flowers from her curly blond hair

right under his nose. He didn't know if she realized

it, but she was gently but definitely wiggling her

tush right over his prick and it was growing again.

He couldn't believe this. He hadn't had a problem

with unwanted erections since he was in high school,

and now here it was, happening again. He was

panicking, waiting for her to yell what a pervert he

was and tell everyone that he had a hard on right

there, but then she turned sideways and looked up into

his eyes. She smiled, and the glow in her eyes told

him that she knew exactly what was happening to him

and she liked it. Her cornflower blue eyes shone up

at him, and she turned back around, pressing harder

back against him. He couldn't help it, and let out a

small groan. Her wriggling stopped, and she reached

her hand back to touch him through his trousers.

The elevator was slowly emptying of people, so there

was plenty of room for the remaining few to see what

was happening. He wondered what he would say when one

of them noticed her hand caressing his rather obvious

erection. "No, no. Please. Go back to what you are

doing. I simply need to get off." Perhaps he would

say, "What? Oh, no. This is a new company program.

A climax a day keeps the doctor away."

DING It was the 40th floor, and it was just him and

the angel now. As the doors closed, she turned to him

and whispered, "9:30. The women's room on the

27th floor." And then the doors opened on the 46th

floor and she got out.

He was standing there as the doors opened on the 47th

floor, his cock pulsating as he thought about he hands

and her mouth and her ass. He held his briefcase in

front of his crotch as he walked the twenty feet to

his cubicle as quickly as he could.

He tried to clear his mind of the morning's events,

and he wondered if he should even meet this woman he

didn't know in the ladies' room in a different

department. He decided it was too risky, so he logged

onto his computer and began to download the figures he

needed to start his work. The routineness of the

chore calmed his hormones and his cock returned to its

normal flaccid state.

Suddenly there was a buzz on his extension. It was

his boss. She wanted to see him right now. The tone

of her voice indicated that this was not an optional

meeting, so he got up and quickly walked to her corner

office.

"In here. Now. Shut the door." Her usually sweet

voice had a hard edge on it as he looked and saw her

sitting in her chair behind her executive desk.

He shut the door behind him and wondered what on earth

he had done to deserve the imminent tongue-lashing he

felt was coming. He turned back around and his boss

smiled at him. It was the smile of the cat that ate

the canary, and his heart sunk into his toes.

He sat down as directed in one of the chairs facing

the desk and she began. She talked to him about

cutbacks in their department. How no one's job was

secure, even hers. And she wanted him to explain to

her exactly why he was valuable to the company and why

he should keep his job. He noticed that as she looked

at him, she seemed to be staring at his tie. She had

never had problems with eye contact before, so why

now?

She was quiet and he started. He told her about his

educational background, and how he went to seminars to

keep up with the latest computer programs. How he had

been there for five years now and he enjoyed his job.

While he talked, he watched as she toyed with the end

of her pen. She would lick it and run it around her

full lips. It was disconcerting to him, to say the

least. She had her right hand on her lap and she

seemed to be making little circles on her leg or

something. At least that was the way it seemed to

him. From time to time, she would take her pen and

shift it into her right hand and that too would

disappear under the desk, only to reappear and she

would begin to toy with it at her mouth again.

He took a deep breath after about fifteen minutes of

one-sided conversation. He inhaled deeply through his

nose, and held it. What was that aroma? It smelled

almost like... he inhaled again. It WAS. It was the

smell of an aroused pussy. The circles on her lap.

The pen disappearing under the desk. Oh my god, it

made sense to him now. For some unknown reason, his

boss was playing with herself with him sitting right

there, not five feet away.

She smiled at him again. And licked her lips. He

felt a twitch in his cock, and suddenly stood and

pleaded that he had to use the facilities NOW. He

felt like a schoolboy asking the teacher to go to the

bathroom, but he felt a little humiliation about that

was FAR preferable to getting a hard on in front of

his boss. Now THAT would be playing with fire.

He rushed out of her office. He went into the men's

room and splashed some cold water on his face. He

looked at himself in the mirror. It was just the same

face looking back at him. Brown hair, hazel eyes.

Not especially handsome, but even features. Nose, not

too big. Mouth, wide, but not too wide. Skin was

fair, but not pasty. What was going on today?! And

then his glance lighted on... no. That couldn't be

it. The tie. He heard the old woman's voice in his

head telling him that she guaranteed the tie would

change his life. No. That was stupid. It was just

an article of clothing. But then again, how else to

explain the unusual occurrences from just this

morning. Women simply did not behave this way around

him.

He left the men's room shaking his head, and glanced

at his watch. A couple more hours and then he could

plead illness and leave early. He wanted to find that

shop again.

After running figures through his computer a few

times, he was finished his tasks for the day. He left

a note on his desk saying that he was ill and leaving

early. He had considered telling his boss, but he

figured the less contact with her that day, the

better.

He took another bus back to the trendy locale of that

vintage clothing shop, trying not to look at any other

women. He was amazed at how they found ways to get

his attention or touch him in some fashion. He could

like this, he thought. His cock could like this.

Except that he didn't want a million women. Just one.

Unfortunately for him, when he got there, a sign was

in the plate glass window indicating that the shop had

moved. They had written the new address on the sign,

but it was too far for him to catch a bus there today,

so he walked down the street and into Starbuck's. He

ordered his usual mocha latte and sat down at a small

table by the street. He reached up and loosened the

tie around his neck, and as he did so, he heard a

small noise from the table next to his. He glanced

over and recognized the redhead from his stopover here

in the spring. Her eyes were fixated on the tie, and

he ahemmed to move her attention to his face. As she

raised her eyes to him, he was struck by the darkness

of them. In contrast to the glorious flame of her

hair, her eyes were completely black. Not gray, not

brown. Black. He started as he realized they were

just like the eyes of the old woman who had sold him

the tie.

He gestured to the chair across from him and invited

her to join him. She moved quickly and gracefully,

sinking in the seat and locking her gaze on the tie

once more. He decided to see what would happen, so he

idly fiddled with it as he introduced himself. "Jim

Jackson, at your service," he smiled at her as he

watched her eyes remain glued to his neck.

"Kara. Kara Smythington," she responded to him

automatically. She fidgeted in her seat, crossing and

uncrossing her slender legs. She was wearing a denim

miniskirt that clung to the curve of her hips and

seemed to accentuate her trim thighs. He caught

himself wondering how smooth that skin on her inner

thigh was, and felt his cock twitch. He saw her

glance drop down to his crotch and she smiled. She

leaned toward him and looked up into his eyes. The

glint of pure lust was evident in her gaze, and he

couldn't help but feel drawn to her.

They chatted haltingly about the weather and baseball

and the prospects for a long winter when suddenly Kara

stood. She held her hand out to him and he took it.

He didn't know what she was doing or where she was

going, but he was done thinking with his brain. The

little head had finally taken over for the day, and it

said they were going to follow her anywhere she asked.

She pulled him out of the shop and suddenly stopped

and threw her arms around him. There, on the main

street of the neighborhood, at rush hour, he, Dilbert,

engaged in the most wanton lascivious public display

of affection he could ever have envisioned. He bent

his head to kiss her, but not far, since she was

almost as tall as he was. His arms wrapped themselves

fully around her slimly curved body and he felt her

breasts press into his chest. Their lips met and they

tasted each other for the first time. Their lips met

and melded, and her tongue took the initiative and

boldly thrust into his mouth. It swirled over his

tongue and around his teeth, finally rubbing lightly

on the roof of his mouth. The kiss sent shivers down

his spine, and the blood rushing to his prick. Kara

pulled away slightly, but not before latching onto his

bottom lip with her teeth and pulling on it.

He groaned. It had been a long time for him since he

had touched a woman, but even then, he didn't think it

had felt this good. Kara was a witch. She was dream

come true. He was just afraid that she would pull

away and slap him or something. Things like this just

didn't happen to him. She pulled away all right, but

grabbed his hand, and told him to follow her.

Down the street they rushed, drawing some curious

glances even in this relatively busy hour on the city

pavement. They stopped outside the closed up shop,

and Kara pulled a key out of her pocket. Jim didn't

even ask why she had it, he just accepted it, and in

they went.

The darkness still had the musty smell that he

remembered. He inhaled and that was about all that he

had time for as she swooped down upon him, pulling him

to the floor. He tried not to think about the

possible dirt on the ground as she kissed him. Her

tongue duelled with his, and he stopped thinking about

anything other than feeling her body against his. He

felt her unbutton his shirt, but she didn't stop to

take it off, she just pushed it away and licked his

nipple. He groaned at the feeling. He had never

really thought his nipples were very sensitive, but

she seemed to know exactly how to touch him. She

nibbled lightly at one and then the other, and he felt

his dick harden into a full erection.

She groaned as she ground her pelvis against his, and

she quickly undid his belt and unzipped his pants. He

was wearing cotton boxer shorts, and they stood out

sharply from the tension that his erect cock had put

on them.

She smiled in the darkness, feeling her pussy grow

wetter, and she pulled his boxers and pants down to

his knees. They both looked in the gloom at his

throbbing cock. He was actually pretty proud of it,

since it was slightly larger than average. It was

about 8 inches long, and pretty thick. Or so the

seven women he had slept with had told him. She

smiled again, and swooped her head down, taking all of

his cock into her warm mouth in one motion. He moaned

loudly. Her mouth felt incredible. She was sucking

him, but somehow she managed to keep her tongue

swirling around him, and he wanted nothing more than

to come right then and there. She pulled away

slightly, and licked just the head, flicking her

tongue against that sensitive spot just underneath the

crown on the underside of his shaft. "Oh GOD.

Kara..." he moaned again.

She fondled his balls as she licked and sucked him,

gently rolling them back and forth. Nuzzling her

tongue at the base of his shaft, right between his

cock and balls, and then slowly licking up until she

could once again suck him deeply into her mouth. He

had never felt a woman deep throat him before, but as

he felt the tightness of her throat around the head of

his prick, he knew she had done it. He looked down

and saw the flame of her hair spread across his thighs

and stomach. He was about to come, and he wanted to

stop it now. He wanted to make it good for her too.

He tried to pull her head up. "No. Kara. No....

Noo..... Argh..." And he just couldn't hold out

against her teasing, sucking mouth. He came, in huge

spurts, down her throat. He felt her slide his cock

partially out of her mouth so that his juices landed

on her tongue. She swallowed audibly, and he thought

he heard a faint "mmmmm" from her before he lost

consciousness.

******************************************************

SLAP. SLAP. Jim felt a burning sensation across his

face. He opened his eyes, disoriented, and looked up

into familiar black eyes. Kara... he thought. But

then the wrinkles registered with his brain and he

opened his eyes wider and sat straight up. He was

still half-naked, sitting on the floor of the

abandoned clothing shop. The old woman who had sold

him the tie was standing next to him. It was dark

out, but the lights were on, and he could see her

clearly. The faint sound of sobbing drifted across

the room to him.

"What... Who are you? Where is Kara? What time is

it? What the HELL is going on?" he demanded of the

old woman.

The woman laughed unexpectedly. "Kara. Come over

here, young woman. Now!" she called.

Jim rose to his feet, trying to organize his clothing

as Kara walked over. She was so beautiful, he thought

to himself. Even with her red hair in disarray, and

her black eyes reddened from crying, she was gorgeous

to him. He couldn't think of any other woman who

would ever be so attractive to him. Not any fashion

model, actress, or porn star could compete with the

creature that stood before him.

The old woman cleared her throat. "Jim, I think it is

time that I explained to you what is going on. Let's

go in the back room and have a seat."

The three of them trooped into the office area of the

shop and fortunately there were still a few chairs

there. They all sat down, and the old woman began to

speak.

"First of all, allow me to introduce myself. My name

is Diedre. Diedre O'Leary. Kara is my granddaughter.

My ONLY granddaughter," she stressed as she smiled

over at the young woman. "She is the daughter of my

daughter Megan." Mrs. O'Leary sighed.

"I guess I should tell you about myself first. You

see, Jim. When I came over to America from Ireland, I

was a very lonely and sad woman. And in those days, a

lady didn't seek the companionship of men like they do

nowadays. You were a virgin until your wedding day,

and woe betide the hussy that wasn't. men those days

didn't buy the cow if they could get the milk for

free, you know. Anyway, I met a certain young man. A

Rory O'Leary. As Irish as Irish could be. red hair,

hot temper, hard drinking. Oh, he was something, my

Rory," she continued, drifting into a reverie of her

youth.

"Rory and I met at church, of course. We began

stepping out, and I completely disregarded any stories

that I heard of Rory with other women. They couldn't

be true of MY Rory, I thought. I was so innocent,"

Mrs. O'Leary said sadly, shaking her head.

"Time came, and Rory and I were married. In church.

Right and tight, by the parish priest. And we were

happy. I even enjoyed the er... ummm... physical

side of marriage. But Rory, well. He couldn't

confine himself to just one woman, and after about a

year or two, I realized that he was still buying milk

elsewhere, if you get the idea, Jim. I was crushed.

And I was determined to make him want me, and ONLY me,

forever. So I made a trip to Madame. She was an old

Creole woman from down South. There were rumors that

she dabbled in the dark arts, and I thought that I

could get her to make me a love potion for Rory. So

that he would drink it and only want me forever. But

Madame didn't work that way. She told me to come back

in a week and she would have a solution for me."

Mrs. O'Leary leaned forward towards Kara, and patted

her knee. "Pay attention child. I know I never told

you this story before, but its time you heard it and

understand your destiny."

She leaned back in her chair, and Jim looked at her.

"Now. Where was I? Oh yes. I went back to Madame

after a week, and she told me that she didn't do love

potions. I was very upset at the time, and I am

afraid I yelled at her. She told me to calm down, and

then she presented me with the tie. Yes, Jim.

That very tie that you are even now wearing. She

explained to me that I was to give the tie to Rory and

then make sure that I was the first woman he was

'intimate' with after he put it on. You see, Jim...

Kara... the tie makes the wearer irresistible to

women. UNTIL he consummates the first act of love

while wearing it. Then he is forever bound to the

woman who brought him the pleasure. He will never

want another woman again as long as she lives. Oh....

and there is one more little catch... it is a mutual

binding. You see, I was as bound to Rory as he was to

me. It is kind of like a guarantee of faithfulness.

It's actually quite romantic. The spell, curse,

whatever, that is on the tie is permanent. It will

never leave the tie. Didn't you ever wonder and

marvel at your parents' devotion to one another, Kara?

Megan and Harry experienced the magic of the tie as

well. I chose Harry for her, and they lived happily

ever after. And, now, I have chosen Jim for you. He

is a good solid man. I realized that when he first

came into the store. You will be so happy together,

and I will have great-grandchildren."

With that, Diedre O'Leary relaxed back in her chair

and smiled at Jim and Kara. It was a satisfied smile.

Kara smiled back, but it was a nasty smile. The smile

of a woman who knows that she has won. "But,

Grandmother, Jim and I didn't CONSUMMATE anything. Oh

sure, JIM was satisfied, but I wasn't. He came in my

MOUTH, Grandmother. That's it. So you see,

Grandmother, you might as well take your tie back

right now."

Kara directed her gaze away from her grandmother and

smiled at Jim. And then she noticed the tie he was

wearing. She felt her nipples harden and her pussy

moisten. She fought the urge, and didn't even notice

as her grandmother smiled, rose from her chair and

left the room.

Jim kind of liked the look in Kara's eyes as she

stared at him. He could see her nipples through her

shirt, and he realized it was because he still wore

that tie. He was still irresistible to women.

Including Kara. He thought about it briefly, realized

that he had always dreamed of finding the perfect

woman who would always love him and want him as much

as he wanted her and loved her. Kara was intelligent,

beautiful, and had the most incredible mouth he had

ever had wrapped around him. He was looking forward

to feeling the rest of her wrapped around him. The

blood rushed to his rapidly growing cock as he called

lightly, "Kara. Kara.... you are mine...." and then

he fiddled with his tie, drawing her attention there

once more.

Mrs. O'Leary smiled to herself as she remembered Rory.

He had been such a bull in bed. She wondered if Jim

would treat Kara just as well. She almost smirked

as she heard Kara's wail of passion as she left the

store and locked the door behind her.