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THE SOUVENIER SHOP F/M, M/F, cons, sex

This is a story that I've had cooking around upstairs (actually,

downstairs) for a while. I'm going to tell it like its r/l but its

not....then again it might have been.



The Souvenier Shop



I've always been drawn to those souvenier and novelty shops. You know

the kind. They can be found in any tourist area. They sell absolute

crap--coffee cups, wooden plaques, Indian moccasins(genuine...right),

postcards with lots of potty humor on them, etc. But what really draws me

to these places are the paddles. These things are small and medium sized

wooden paddles that are made for one purpose only: spanking. You know this

because it says so right on the paddle. "Board of Education" says one with

a picture of a boy and girl bending over grabbing their ankles. Another

proudly proclaims: "for the cute l'il dear with the bare behind"---whew!

bare behind yet! Others I've seen say "Heat for the Seat", "Attitude

Adjuster", "Texas Tailblazer" (naturally, the Texas one is bigger than the

others).



Who buys these things? Inquiring minds want to know! Is it frazzeled

parents on vacation with whining kids in the back seat ( "you see what your

dad just bought? another word out of either of you and we use it right

now!") Or could it be honeymoon couples? ( "Sue Ellen, you promised to

love honor and obey, an' iff'n you dont, I got just the thing here for that

cute behind of yours.")angry wife, perhaps? ("Harry, the next time you

sneak off to go fishin' I'm going to warm your fanny with this!")



I had always been fascinated by spanking. Although I wasn't raised in a

spanking household(with a few notable exceptions), lots of my friends were,

and I revelled in their tales of spankings and whippings--the gritty

details of who got it, and why, and how it got dished out. What did he/she

use? a belt? a switch? did you have to take down your pants? how many

licks? Wow, you mean Cathy got it on the bare? and you saw it? I'd hear

stuff like: "Mrs Jones made the whole 6th grade line up and bend over and

she went down the line and paddled everybody one at a time--you shoulda

heard everybody bawlin'--she paddles hard!"



So by the time I was in my teens spanking was fully engrained in my

psyche as a highly erotic thing. I had even spanked a few

girlfriends--just horsing around, you know, but it always gave me such a

woody. I would see John Wayne spank some starlet in a tv movie and go

around hard for days. I think some of my girlfriends actually liked it

because afterwards the petting got hotter.



One of my first jobs (at age 23) had me travelling by car in the South.

I had to travel a lot of back roads to small towns that weren't on the

interstate. As I said, these souvenier shops are all over any place where

there is any kind of tourist attraction. In rural Northern Alabama there

are some mountains and there are caves--thus there is maw an' paw in the

station wagon with the kids, there are motels and cottages for

honeymooners, and..... there are souvenier shops.



On this particular afternoon I was done for the day looking for a motel,

but it was early, so I was also killing time. I had noticed one of those

shops coming up on the highway and decided to check it out. It was a

pretty big one, all wood ( a log cabin type) with a wide wooden porch. I

was the only car in the parking lot. It was hot and it was the middle of

the week so I guess that explains why it seemed to be a slow day.



I walked in and looked around. At first there seemed to be no one

there, but then a voice from the back told me to come on in. The owner of

the cheery voice was a very attractive woman of about 35 or so with dark

hair and blue eyes. She was wearing tight white shorts and a denim shirt
that had been tied at the midriff to make it a halter top. She was about

5'8" and had long athletic looking legs, a slim waist and a firm high-set

pair of breasts that strained against the confines of her top. To my young
eyes she was (for an "older" woman) quite a dish.



She smiled and asked me if I was looking for anything in particular and

I said "no". She told me to browse all I wanted, but to holler if I needed

help. As I said thanks and she turned to walk away, my eyes were drawn to

her full, round bottom encased in the cotton shorts. The cut of her

panties was clearly visible through the thin material, and her rear cheeks

gave a sexy little wiggle as she walked.



I browsed around looking here and there and finally spotted the paddles

wedged in next to the cedar "home sweet home" plaques and the corncob

pipes. There were a lot of them! There were all the types I had seen

before and many I hadn't. I never had actually bought one of these things,

but for some reason that afternoon I decided to do just that. I was busy

examining all the different texts on the paddles when I heard that voice

behind me again. She startled me and I jumped . She laughed and

apologized and then asked me if I liked the toy paddles. Yes, I said, and

I was thinking of getting one for my girlfriend. She giggled and asked if

it was for me to use on her or the other way around. I said it was

certainly for me to use on her as she had a good spanking coming for being

rude and making me wait too long when I picked her up for a date . Well,

she said, have you ever used one? I admitted I hadn't. Then you don't

know what one feels like, do you, she said. You know you don't want to

hurt her, you just want to make a point, and you look like such a nice

young man, I'd hate to see you ruin things with your girl.



I said of course not, she just needs a good lesson.(I wanted to sound

manly and in control. As you might expect I had no such girlfriend.) "Well

you know", she said, "these things can really hurt". She told me that she

sometimes spanked her 11 year old son and her 13 year old daughter with the

"heat for the seat" paddle, a little board about 10" long and about 1/4"

thick--made of cedar.In fact the daughter had been spanked not 10 days ago.



I replied that it didn't look like it would hurt much over jeans or

whatever she was wearing at the time. "By the way", I said , "What was she

wearing"? Now my interest was really piqued. I wanted to know what she

did and how she did it. She replied that the naughty girl in question was

barebottomed over her knee at the time and that the paddle had done quite

an efficient job of instilling some respect for parental authority.



She cocked her head and added with a sly smile:



"You sure seem interested in spankings, young man" she said, with a

chuckle, "and by the way, my name's Joanne."



"Yes ma'am....I guess...but I really do want one of these for my

girlfriend", I said, now blushing with embarassment."And my name is Ken".



She laughed, " OK...OK., Ken...but, I really recommend a trial before

you buy one. You have to know how to use it or you will end up either

hurting her or not getting the message across. You need to have a paddle

that you can put some force behind, but not bruise her bottom. Are you

going to let her keep her skirt down? or perhaps skirt up so you spank her

panties? or are you going to be a wicked boy and take her panties down?

Will she bend over and hold her knees like she did in her sorority days or

are you going to haul her over your knee? All these things are important."



I admitted I hadn't thought that far ahead.



She stood there thinking for a minute, and told me to wait there. Then

I saw her go to the front of the store and lock the door. She flipped

around the "closed" sign in the window, and came back, telling me that now

we wouldn't be disturbed. Then she motioned for me to follow her...and to

bring whichever paddles I was interested in. I followed her to the back of

the store where there was a door leading to a back room. She opened the

door explaining that this was a storeroom for the shop that incidentally

doubled as the "woodshed" whenever parental discipline was to be meted out.

The room had lots of boxes stacked along the walls but there was also a

sturdy-looking armless chair and a low table in the middle of the room.

Although I was in the dark as to exactly what she had in mind, I was

excited about being in that secluded room with this sexy -looking woman and

a selection of toy paddles.



She took the paddles and put them on the table except for a rather large

one which she swished through the air a couple of times. She explained

that this one (a "Texas Tailblazer") was a sorority-type paddle and should

be used with the recipient bending over with hands on knees. "Go ahead",

she said, "bend over". I was dumbfounded. She was proposing to try this

out on me! I hesitated. She asked if I didn't want to know what it felt

like since I might be using it on my "girlfriend". Being as excited as I

was, I said ok, and assumed the position, slightly bent over, my hands on

my knees. My slacks were stretched pretty tight across my tush, because

when she delivered that first crack! it sounded like a pistol shot. Four

more times in the space of about 20 seconds she smacked me with that

paddle. It stung a bit but also felt good--a warm tingle started to

develop. I told her that it didn't hurt that much. She smiled and gave me

5 more. Now things were starting to get warm back there and on the last

one I stood up and rubbed. She asked if I'd had enough and I said I had.

She then handed the paddle to me and bent over, saying I should now give

her 10 swats, just as hard.



I was stunned! This gorgeous woman was asking me to paddle her! As I

stood there speechless, she said that I needed to actually use it myself

now that I knew what it felt like. I will never forget that luscious sight

of her round bottom straining against those tight thin shorts as she bent

over. I drew my arm back and smacked the paddle flat against her rear,

spanking both cheeks with a loud crack! She yelped, gave a sexy little

wiggle, and told me to smack her again, this time with a bit more

authority. For the next couple of minutes I set about to paddle her pretty

derriere with solid spanks that echoed around the room. She uttered a

little "ouch" at each one and stood up after about the 15th one, rubbing

her buttocks.



She asked me if I liked that style of paddle, and I said it was ok but

that maybe something more intimate would be better. She agreed and picked

up the "heat-for -the -seat" paddle. It was about 10" long and 3" wide.



"I don't think you will feel this much over your pants, Ken. Maybe you

should take them off", she said with a meaningful look.



I kind of gulped, but nodded OK, and slipped my pants off. This game

was definitely getting serious and the was a lust-charged tension in the

room. Now I was just in my jockey shorts and a knit shirt. Joanne sat

down in the chair and motioned me toward her. She said that if it was

intimacy I wanted, I should place my girlfriend across my lap for her

spanking. She was proposing to show me what that felt like. I felt

incredibly aroused and saw Joanne's eyes drop to the front of my underpants

where a distinct bulge was showing. She gave me a knowing smile and patted

her thighs. My hardon got even harder when she said:



"Come on Ken, you bad boy, get over momma's knee. You are going to get

a goooood old fashioned spanking."



I eased myself across her lap. I could feel my penis wedged in between

her legs and growing by the minute. I must have looked a sight! My shirt
fell forward leaving me bare except for my cotton encased bottom perched

over her right thigh .Only my toes and fingers touched the floor. With my

white socks still on I must have looked like her 11 year old upended over

his mother's lap for some stern "bottom justice".



She asked me if I was ready. When I said I was, she patted my bottom

with the paddle a few times and then brought it down with a loud crack! It

stung. She smacked it down once again across both rear cheeks. That stung

too. AS she fell into a steady cadence, smacking the little paddle across

my bottom, I began to feel a burning sensation that was getting hotter all

the time. I was determined not to cry out, but I did begin to wriggle

across her lap in a vain attempt to ease the stinging heat imparted by the

paddle. I was hissing through my teeth as that paddle went crack! Crack!

Smack! against my fanny which I guessed was now getting red. Crack!

Smack! Crack! Smack! Joanne sure knew how to spank!



"What do you think (crack!) Ken? Is (crack!) your bottom getting warm?

Crack! Spank! Smack!"



"Oooh…yes , Joanne I think that (crack!…ouch) this one does a very good

(crack!..owww!) er…..job."



After a few more whacks , Joanne said:



"We have to try one more thing Ken. You can't really know what a

spanking with a paddle feels like until you feel it on the bare skin."



with that she grabbed my right hand yanking it into the small of my back

so I couldn't move. She laid the paddle on my back and inserted her

fingers into the waistband of my shorts. Before my brain could even

register what was happening, she tugged my underpants down to my knees

baring my bottom.



"There!" she said. "Now you look like a naughty lad ready for a real

spanking. Ken, its been my experience that spankings are not really

effective unless they are given on the bare bottom. I must say, you look

cute with your bare tushy upended over my knee, but get ready because I'm

going to show you what a sound…..and I mean sound...… bare fanny tanning is

all about!"



Crack! Whack! Crack! Smack! Smack! Crack!



She started smacking my bare cheeks with a rapid fire delivery that

stung so much that it left me momentarily breathless. Then I started to

yelp. The fiery sting from that paddle was 10 times worse on the bare! I

could only squirm and blubber desperate pleas for her to stop. But she

would not stop. She just kept right on cracking that paddle down right on

the fleshiest part of my seat.



"Now I guess you know what a real bad boy spanking is like." Crack!

Spank! Crack!" I think all boys could use a bare fanny spanking from time

to time." Crack! Smack!



She kept on spanking like she was in a trance, oblivious to my distress,

but I had reached the end of my tolerance.



"Yeowwww…..Joanne…STOP!!!!!STOP!!!!"



Abruptly the spanking stopped and there was silence. I squirmed off her

lap and jumped to my feet hissing through my teeth and furiously rubbing my

buttocks, oblivious to the fact that my engorged penis was bobbing up and

down in front of her face.



"My God, Joanne, that really hurt! What did you think you were doing?!"



As if it had suddenly dawned on her, Joanne's hands flew to her mouth

and she dropped the paddle with a loud clatter."Oh my God, Ken, I'm so

sorry. Please, please forgive me, I just got carried away."



I allowed as how she damn well did get carried away, and finally

mustered enough composure to pull up my pants. Then she shocked me again.



Handing me the paddle she said:



"I'm dreadfully sorry Ken. Please take this paddle. There is something

I want you to do. Can you sit?"



I nodded and sat down, wincing as my inflamed rear end made contact with

the seat. Joanne fumbled with a zipper on her shorts and then to my

astonishment, pulled them off leaving her in sheer nylon panties and her

halter top. She proceeded to undo her shirt revealing a firm pair of

breasts in a skimpy bra. Clad now in just bra and panties she walked to my

right side. I gripped the paddle and gazed into her eyes.



"Ken, I was awful to you. For that you must put me across your knee,

pull down my panties and spank me real hard. Use that paddle and spank

until my bottom is good and red."



Before I could answer, she lowered herself over my lap and gripped the

rungs of the chair.



"Go ahead, take my panties down, Ken"



I transferred the paddle to my left hand, inserted my fingers of my

right into the elastic of her panties, and pulled her panties down to her

knees.



Her bottom was round and full, a gorgeous pair of alabaster globes that

jiggled slightly as I shifted to perch her over my right thigh. She pushed

on the floor with her toes arching her buttocks in anticipation of the

paddle.



Smack! her bottom jiggled. Smack! the paddle left a hot pink band on

the skin. Smack! right across both cheeks. Smack! Crack! Smack! I

started spanking in earnest, bringing the little paddle down in a snapping

motion with my wrists. Joanne began to yelp, but I kept up a steady tatoo

of spanks. With each spank, her rear cheeks would flatten, then bounce

back into shape with a little wobble each time.



"Ooh, Ken, thats it-- spank me harder", she said, now arching her fanny

up in time with the rhythym of my smacks. For the next few minutes the

room rang with the sharp retort of the "heat-for-the-seat" paddle against

her bare quivering bottom globes. Her buns were really getting red and I

decided to finish with a rapid volley. As I cracked the paddle down in a

fast flurry of solid spanks, she squealed and wiggled, humping up and down

on my legs. Finally I slowed down and with a last few solid whacks, I

stopped.



I noticed she was sobbing quietly so I put the paddle down and began to

rub her bottom to ease the sting. My fingers found her slit which was wet

and slippery. Joanne moaned as I began to rub her there. She slid from my

lap and knelt in front of me between my legs. I stared in shocked silence

as she pulled my cock out of my shorts and placed it in her warm soft

mouth. The sensation imparted by her lips as she bobbed her head up and

down was one of pure hot pleasure. She alternately swirled her tongue

around my penis and slurped with her lips gliding over my hard shaft. When

I could stand no more I pulled her to her feet. She turned her back and

putting her hands flat on the low table, parted her legs and arched her

rear. I entered her from behind and pistoned in and out of her hot sheath,

my belly smacking her well reddened cheeks. I held out as long as I could

but she soon climaxed with a shudder, triggering my own orgasm.



When we recovered she explained that her husband had died two years

previously, leaving her the store. The kids were at camp. She was alone.



We had quite a weekend. I never did find a motel, there was no need. I

did test out a few more paddles as well as a couple of straps and a switch

(an old Southern specialty). It seems she had been "on the boil" for a

while, having sorely missed the attentions of her late husband and his firm

hand.



I left, vowing to return. As luck would have it, I did not get back

until that fall. Imagine my disappointment when I saw the sign

outside--"UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT". She had left no forwarding address, but

the new owners said something about family in the midwest.



So, Joanne, if you're out there now....I'm waiting (she'd be sixty but,

you know, I don't care).